Gambit Playing Guide (satire)
Main goal: kill the most adds and bank the most motes. Most importantly, [b]DON’T[/b] work as a team
[b]ALWAYS[/b] try to get 15 motes. If you lose them, then you suck.
If you have 7 mote and your teammate has 14, pick up that last mote before him.
[b]ALWAYS[/b] steal your teammates hard earned motes.
If someone else looks like they wanna invade, jump in the portal before them.
If you have 15 motes and the portal is up, go through the portal without banking. No risk, no reward (side note, had some idiot do this in a match. Was killed instantly and lost 15 motes)
Spam eyes of tomorrow/truth when invading.
Kill the people with less motes first
[b]NEVER[/b] kill the envoys first. Blow all your ammo on the boss right away.
Most importantly: Jump in front of your teammates rockets, supers, etc.
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Take the heavy ammo your team mate is waiting for.
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I laughed too hard. You summed up every gambit match.
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[quote]Gambit Playing Guide (satire) Main goal: kill the most adds and bank the most motes. Most importantly, [b]DON’T[/b] work as a team [b]ALWAYS[/b] try to get 15 motes. If you lose them, then you suck. If you have 7 mote and your teammate has 14, pick up that last mote before him. [b]ALWAYS[/b] steal your teammates hard earned motes. If someone else looks like they wanna invade, jump in the portal before them. If you have 15 motes and the portal is up, go through the portal without banking. No risk, no reward (side note, had some idiot do this in a match. Was killed instantly and lost 15 motes) Spam eyes of tomorrow/truth when invading. Kill the people with less motes first [b]NEVER[/b] kill the envoys first. Blow all your ammo on the boss right away. Most importantly: Jump in front of your teammates rockets, supers, etc.[/quote] This is way way less ironic than is even funny, but yeah this ^
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