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3/30/2019 6:59:57 PM
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The TrueVanguard Incident (an destiny Lolpasta Wiki story)

I cant take it anymore because i lost a pvp in a virtual game!!!", it started when me and my buddy truevanguard was playing a pvpz gamez and the match was so intense that We got ang3ry!!!, "whats wrong?" i said to vanguard, "biscuit We lust to puple bye" he said in an sad edgy voice, he went off line thayt night U was the only one online playun tha danm quikply, what was really scwry was that i got an messege on my psn from a usernamed getrekt444 and it said "u suk i wull haunt uou", i was confused and thougt it might some sort of joke. The next day i went to twitch to watch my homie truevanguard and i went there was where it got very spooky, this stream was pitch black and no one was chatting and the title was "PvP.exe" and THEN! OUT OF NOWHERE TRUEVANGUARD HIMESELF POPPED UP ON THE SCREEN WITH PITCH BLACK EYES WITH TWO RED DOTS AND HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD WAS BLEEDING OUT OF HIS EYES, i was spooped by that and quickly closed the window and started up my game, and THEN TRUEVANGUARD APEARED IN MY HOUSE AND SAID "HEY FCKER ARE YOU READY TO GET POMPED!?!" I screamed and trow my magic burrito at him and he became a toucan and disapeared. The next I went to his twitch, he playing crucible untill he screamed like a demon at purechill and he then said "Yo bro what are you doing man!?" purechill said confusedly, then truevanguard said "HEHE NOTHING". Epiouloge: truevanguard hasnt being on for 999 weeks and he scare the uup out of me, the end :/

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