In a world of people throwing around the word squiddelyscootch as an insult, a question, a song lyric, or possibly as a sammich idea, let me educate you as to how squiddely your scootch can be.
Squiddelyscootches are people diddled from 81 to 3996 (plus or minus a year or two depending on the squincher). So that means anyone that is between the ages of Dagon and Afro Samurai is a Squiddelyscootch.
So before you go insulting, waxing poetic or blaming something on a Squiddelyscootch, you best be sure that you yourself aren't being diddled on the fiddle by one!
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The kids have been asking for Dr Seuss for their bedtime story, I take it?