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10/13/2018 4:37:51 PM
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I saw a couple holding hands in public...
Like the title says I saw the most lewd thing in public - a couple holding hands. As the upstanding lonely no GF man I am, I took justice in to my own hands and snagged the closest metal pipe and I proceeded to beat them with said metal pipe. I was met with applause and praise from my peers. I hope this act of bravery encourages all of you to be as lonely and depressed as me.
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2 RepliesJust remember, romance is highly overrated. It leads to the following: 1. Having covers stolen. 2. Bathroom counter space occupied. 3. Not being able to leave your stuff lying around. 4. Expensive wedding attire. 5. Living with a pregnant woman. 6. Living with a newborn. 7. Changjng dirty diapers. 8. Buying a minivan. 9. Attending ballet recitals/Little league games/both. 10. Dealing with teenagers. 11. Saving for college educations. AND 12. HAVING TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN. EVERY SINGLE FRICKIN' TIME!
