I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt I was working in retail, and I had this one customer who regularly greeted me with a -blam- you with no provocation. One day, while driving, I noticed her cat was in from of me. In this moment, I did what any disgruntled retail worker would do, and broke into her house and knocked her unconscious.
I then began to dance.
It was a mimicry of the dance done in that scene in reservoir dogs before they cut that guy’s ear off. Perhaps that was what I was going to do, but her teenaged son walked in halfway through my dance. Apparently, she was as good a mother as a customer, as he just looked at me and said “so I can do whatever I want now, right?” and who was I to stop him. And by god, so long as his mother was in the same room with a retail worker with his share of grievances, he became the best soccer player/fighter pilot in the galaxy.
Here’s the scene, for reference:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=736CcdvsR0g
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Edited by FilthySimper: 9/17/2018 11:25:25 AMI had weird dreams the past two days, Saturday night I had this dream where I killed a kid, and my hometown kind of became a lawless village(more like a self governed village) so they were gonna torture me and kill me, so I ran away with my friend and girlfriend and they followed us and for some reason there was just like an ocean in south Texas, and I was gonna swim and drown myself cause I couldn’t escape. And then last night all i remember is being really determined to stay the night at my girlfriends house. I then wore up at 3:30 and holy shit I’m so tired, when I blink my I almost fall asleep standing. Edit: Just vomited off the back porch, turns out I’m not just tired.
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That is a weird one. Hope you feel better.