After being made to investigate the Bungie headquaters, I have found the truth and the identity of Prince Uldren, in fact he's been with us all this time.
He is...
[spoiler][u][b]SUPREME BUTTHURT![/b][/u][/spoiler]
I have also found the true identities of his fireteam.
[spoiler][u][b]THE EIGHT BUTTHURT BARONS![/b][/u][/spoiler]
Here are their true names, it is said if you were to mention it they would know and therefore haunt you for the rest of your days.
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Funny, my first guess was Jason Bourne.
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Fun fact: The leader of my clan may or may not be called Shotgun Warrior on here, idk, that's what he went by.
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Guardian,Archon Of Light
Thank You Cayde, I will never forget!!! - old
I thought his true identify was Rahool, his actions in Forsaken fit perfectly with how he has treated us over the years -
Oh yeah, that guy XD
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Somebody message Butthurt! Get him in here!
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Love it m8
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Lol 😂🤪
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He a lil bitch.
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How did I not see it earlier.
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Butthurt where you at? I summon thee!
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Where's butthurt when you need him. He has been summoned so many times and I never see him anymore.
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I summon thee!
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He needs to comment here now and everything will be perfect.
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There are a lot more than 8 butthurt barons. You should know that, since your on these forums
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He's alot like Robert Smith of The Cure, pastey and speaks in a smug accent
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Or he's gonna be "The Crow" or Raven or whatever they initially named him.
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To the people commenting, I guess no one remembers that back in D1, there was a guy running around the forums with the username Butthurt, and his avatar was Uldren. Anytime somebody made an unnecessary nerf or complaining post, Butthurt would comment saying "I have been summoned"
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Everytime I see these guys, my brain is going to see these names. 😂
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Pffft haha I’m gonna call them like that now.
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Back when the forums were golden.
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Don't mind me, just waiting on the forum Ninja's.
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Um, sure? I guess?
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The drugs have kicked in.
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Wuttttt?
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