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Edited by Man at Arms:
11/24/2017 7:56:19 PM
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Synthoceps: Why you need them.
Do you have trouble aiming? Well, so do I! But don't worry, there is hope for potatoes like us. Just equip these these ugly ass gauntlets and enjoy the fact that your handicapped thumbs will forever go unnoticed in your stats! They are amazing! The Synthoceps completely cover up the fact that I suck; AT THIS GAME AND LIFE IN GENERAL! GET THESE NOW AND YOU CAN SUCK LESS TOO!
I want to thank everyone here on the forums for the support you gave my D.A.R.C.I. video earlier this month. The response was incredible, and you are all too kind. I hope you all enjoy this new one. It's a little different; but it's something I really wanted to make. Making this video was the most fun I've ever had doing one of these.
As usually, thank you all again for talking me into making videos earlier this year. This is an awesome experience. Please vote for the next item you want to see a video in the comments here or in the video section.
See you soon.
Edit: In case you missed it I got to guest host the DDU podcast. Here is the link if you're interested. https://youtu.be/SImE04T2qDY
TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Man_at_Arms2112
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Bump cause I'm bored
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2 RepliesAmazing!
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1 ReplyHoly crap it's the Peregrine Greaves all over again...and it is still glorious. I really want to try those arms out now, coupled with a Striker's ability to start healing after a melee kill I might have a source of infinite joy at breaking alien spines.
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1 ReplyYep, found my new favorite content creator...
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1 ReplyGreat job, first sub ever. Keep it up man.
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2 RepliesHave I found it...? A saltless post on the forums...?
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1 Reply"Warlock Jedi bullshit"...lmfao.
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2 RepliesAll my coworkers are looking at me like I'm crazy, laugh my A$$ off. MOTW material, thanks for this, I needed it today.
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1 ReplyYou said it. I’ll amplify though. Ugly MF gauntlets.
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1 ReplyFantastic. Thanks for the video. 😊
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2 RepliesEdited by Danie_Sous: 11/25/2017 3:28:45 AMWish those epic posts from year one got archived Anyways for those that missed the reference [spoiler] Who needs primaries when you have PEREGRINE GREEEEEEEAVES YEEEEEEEAH What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES [/spoiler] [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/219850070?sort=0&page=0]PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES[/url]
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2 Repliesthis post is funny. i have the synths but have not yet used them - that may change however. Thnx for the heads up.
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1 ReplyThis is pure art.
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6 Replies[quote]What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK EVERYTHING IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO THROUGH THEIR SKULL! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS CARED ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL KILL THEM ALL! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE HECK OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AND MURDER THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO THAT GU---wait, THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU!? WHY THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!![/quote]
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I like them because they remind me of the good old days of having Thundersnipe. :^)
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1 ReplyI approve of this! Subscribed.
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4 RepliesPut a baby in me Man at Arms! [spoiler]yeah... I'm a dude[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI hate this guy's voice. Muted.
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1 ReplyI actually like those gauntlets
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2 Replies[quote]Why you need them[/quote] *Entire video proceeds to dissuade you from getting them*
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1 ReplyAnyone member' Commando from MW2? These gloves make me member'.
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9 RepliesHonestly, I wish you didn't just do your own stuff. My Riskrunner rant was Ok, but would have actually been worth viewing if you (or someone like you) did it.
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1 ReplyNice!!
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1 ReplyGlorious. May the Traveler's light illuminate your path through the crucible.
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4 RepliesWhen's Fighting Lion?
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1 ReplyBitch slapping flat footed guardians! Bravo! Bravissimo!!!
