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Edited by Pyrohydrant: 10/30/2017 2:52:27 AM
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I am a Manager at McDonalds. AMA

I have been working at McDonald's since I was 16 it has been three years and on those three years I been a manager for one year now. I have dealt with the worst customers, have worked the most ridiculous hours and I am here for your amusement, so... ASK AWAY! Edit: I just wanted to say thank you for choosing McDonald's and I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day! =)

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  • Why is it called a McFlurry? A McChicken is made of chicken McNuggets are nuggets What the -blam!- is flurry?

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    • What's your favorite type of chocolate? How much money do you get?

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      • Can you yell at the customers that are douchebags and tell them to get the -blam!- out of your McDonalds??

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        • So your 19 and a manager. Well done sticking in there. My question is : Can you further your career in McDonald’s And are there any courses they can send you on for managerial qualifications?

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          • Were you a part of the great Szechuen sauce debacle?

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            • do you get payed well? mcdonalds tends to be a job that people are judgemental of but i assume you get paid significantly more as a manager

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              • Edited by djtanng: 11/2/2017 9:51:23 PM
                Sometimes when I order the Big Breakfast w/ hot cakes platter, the eggs sometimes come out looking flat and layered like they were meant to go on the breakfast sandwiches, which (and correct me if I'm wrong) is actually different than the eggs that are normally supposed to come with the platter. Is that what they put in place of the platter version eggs when they run short, or are they actually the same eggs and sometimes come out different? Also, if they really are 2 different types of eggs, then are they allowed to do that, or are they just doing that behind the management's back? PS: Good looking on that Steak breakfast sandwich. ([i]I usually get it on a muffin, cause I hate bagels, but....[/i]) Best steak sandwich on Earth!

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                • I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. [spoiler]touch me bby[/spoiler]

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                  • When I was a kid McDonald's felt like victory. Now, as an adult, it feels like defeat.

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                    • What's the worst health code violation you've witnessed?

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                      • is calling you the "Mc Manager" offensive?

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                          What will your next job be when you get that wage increase to 15 bucks and are replaced by a robot

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                          • Edited by Jembsz: 11/1/2017 5:59:33 AM
                            I'd like a Double Cheeseburger and hold the Lettuce, don't be frontin son, no seeds on the bun. We be up in this drive-thru, order for 2, I got a craving for a Number 9, like my shoe. We need some Chicken up in here, In this Dizzle, For Shizzle My Nizzle Extra Salt on the Frizzles. Dr. Pepper my brotha, another for ya motha, Double Double Super Size and don't forget the Fries..... "Say Crispy..." ..... CRISPY!!

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                          • Amazon is hiring.

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                          • Why is the ice cream machine always broken?

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                          • Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here's why: Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead. Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it. Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

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                          • Can i get two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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                            • Where's my order? I asked for two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45's, one with Cheese, and a large Soda.

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                              When is the baconator coming back?

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                            • Why the tables always dirty?

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                              Should I buy an sks, ak101, or an ar15? Tough choice for me.

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                                • Have you ever had someone say you forgot the pickles when in fact they were hiding them under their tongue the whole time

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                                  • Query: What is "love"? [spoiler]Answer: Love is makeing a shot to the knees of a traget 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope[/spoiler]

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                                    • Here's my question. At what point did you decide to apply there? I ask because in my youth I was stupid enough to apply there. Absolutely the WORST job I've had in my life. And then this summer my son (unbeknownst to me) applied there and worked there for a few months. Absolutely hated it as well. I really hope you are a nice manager. Give your people breaks, call when you need someone but don't yell at them for not picking up. Be consistent with your scheduling. Don't ask someone to come in and do 5am-1pm and then schedule them for 7pm-3am the next day. It's shitty.

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                                    • I miss the fish mcbites

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