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Edited by ABefuddledLion:
10/13/2017 2:47:21 PM
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Hey Knucklehead! Xur Has The Best Exotic Weapon In The Game
He's spent the last week [b]Fighting Lion[/b]s, tussling with tigers, and boxing bears. He tried to [b]Keep[/b] the [b]Peace[/b] between the three alpha mammals but then the Fire Nation attacked and everything changed.
They arrived at [b]Dawn[/b]; massive [b]Wing[/b]ed ships emblazoned with the [b]Sacred[/b] mark of flaming fury.
[i]They burned everything in sight.
Our vaults, filled with stuff, were set alight.
Humans ran in fear, screaming with fright.
We guardians stood strong, ready to test our might.
The battle it raged, oh what a sight.
And then, at it's climactic height;
We slew the Dominus Ghaul and rid our land of his Red Legion blight.
This week Xur proclaimed his inventory "sure to delight"
With Fighting Lion we're sure to have trials wins well into the night.
Its bouncing grenades sure to be a Trials plight.[/i]
[spoiler]I hope you realize I'm being as sarcastic as Jim was to Dwight[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesConsidering the amount of damage it delivers it's not Fighting Lion, it's Tickling Kitten.
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3 RepliesScrew Merciless being the new gjally, the fighting lion is the true gun of all guns
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4 RepliesFINALLY. I CAN FINALLY HAVE FUN IN THE CRUCIBLE.
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1 ReplyHaha.... this is the first d2 xur post I've seen from you. Sorry if I missed the others.
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1 ReplyGood job
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9 RepliesEdited by KannibalKlown: 10/13/2017 3:10:23 PMMeh. I don't 100% agree with the sarcastic footer. I'd save it for something like "improved trap grenades" or any number of weak-sauce exotics the game has. 5 different people I've chatted with have said that "persistent radar is MIDA's greatest strength - even more than HCR" when talking about why they want MIDA banned. So an exotic armor piece that gives any weapon persistent radar is at least "solid" [b]EDIT[/b]: Misunderstood. It's about the grenade launcher and not the helmet
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1 ReplyKinda want to watch Avatar now. Nice post!
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1 ReplyWelcome back!
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7 RepliesWhat type of bear is best?
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4 RepliesWith Wings of Sacred Dawn Xur has arrived! He reminds us Guardian, that we are the Peace keepers and must not think like knuckleheads and ponder for a moment that the Fighting Lion might get buffed and get the Befuddled Lion perk. This weapon randomly temporally disorient enemies that it hits.
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1 ReplyWhat's sarcasm
