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Edited by Man at Arms:
7/10/2017 6:47:39 PM
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THORN: WHY YOU NEED IT. (RED BAND)
Darkness has risen.
The number of votes requesting a Thorn video was overwhelming. Thank you all for participating by voting on the forums, Youtube, DM, and Twitter from the Hardlight video. Sorry, it took so long. I had some technical issues that forced me to record audio several times; but that is sorted out now. I am two thirds of the way through the next video...
PEREGRIN GREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAVES.
I just wanted to thank all of you here on b.net again for talking me into making these videos. It's a great time, and I'm glad you enjoy them. I like to say, as always, making these is not my job. I have a 0% chance of ever getting a video monetized, because I will not censor the language. I could care less about ever making a dime as long as you are all laughing, and having a good time. If you enjoy it please hit the like button to let me know. You can vote for your favorite exotic for future videos here on the forum and in the videos comments section.
Again, thank you. I hope you laugh. GG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfqylD-tPFU
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1 ReplyGood job, great script!
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1 ReplyHahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!! Well done, another masterpiece!!!
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1 ReplyLol, this was great... Up until I snorked my coffee up onto my shirt. Then it was awesome, had to laugh at myself as well as your video. Good stuff man.
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4 RepliesHilarious video man. Can't wait to see the next one.
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1 Reply"The final round in each magazine of the Thorn produces extra stopping power as a final FU** YOU to your enemies." Best quote ever. Of all time.
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3 RepliesYou are an idiot but a funny idiot also do the mytho vid
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7 RepliesMy Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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1 ReplyShits funny man.
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1 ReplyMan thanks for that 😂
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1 ReplyAnother great one. Can't wait for PEREGRINE GREAVES.
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2 RepliesThe Thorn one is funny, but the Hardlight one is your masterpiece. Nice Work!
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20 RepliesEdited by Papo Pechuga: 7/10/2017 11:58:26 PMLooking forward to the peregrine greaves.[spoiler]What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! [b]THEN YOU NEED[u] PEREGRINE GREAVES[/u]!!![/b] PUT THESE[b] SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN[/b] AND[b] YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES[/b]. THEY ARE[b] GEMS[/b]. YOU WILL LOOK [b]GLAMOROUS[/b] LIKE A [b]STYLISH LADY[/b] WHILE YOU [b]KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE![/b] YOUR LEGS ARE [b]BEDAZZLED! [/b]BEDAZZLED WITH THE[b] STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS[/b] IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE[b] ZERO F***S[/b] ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO [b]SWEET JUMPKICKS! [/b] YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND[b] THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE[/b] BECAUSE [b]YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH![/b][b] YOUR SON WILL DIE! [/b]YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! [b]YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! [/b] YOU WILL[b] TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE [/b]AND YOU WILL[b] MASSACRE PEOPLE![/b] YOU WILL[b] F*** THEM UP![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS![/b] DENIED! [b]GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS [/b]AND CAUSE THEM TO [b]WEEP RADIANT TEARS![/b] [b]YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS[/b]...[b][i]CAREFULLY[/i][/b].... [b]YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES[/b], DIVING INTO THEIR[b] NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT[/b] AND [b]MURDERING [/b]THEM WITH YOUR[b] ENERGY LEGS[/b]! IT IS[b] YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU[/b]---wait, shit...[b]THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? [/b] YOU WILL[b] RUIN YOUR K/D[/b] LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE[b] ADDICTED[/b] TO THE SWEET,[i] SWEET[/i] SOUND OF [b]INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH[/b]! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY [b]SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE [/b]AND IT WILL BE [b]WORTH IT[/b] WHEN YOU [b]KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT[/b] BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM![b] EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED [/b]AS[b] YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED[/b] AND HIS FAMILY[b] FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS[/b] TO [b]TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF[i] TEXAAAAAAS! [/i] [/b] [b]PEREGRINE[i] GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES[/i]!!![/b]
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1 ReplyFirebolt Sunlocks with Thorns , worst thing in pvp ever
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1 ReplyYeeeeaaah no. Every time I hear that gun go off I get Year 1 flash backs.
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3 RepliesOh it's the Peregrine Greaves dude. Tuff enough.
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1 ReplyI have that poster in my room
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6 RepliesGreat video! And kinda funny as I just got my Thorn the day before you posted this. :) Haven't used it in PvP though. I'm pretty bad in PvP and I don't think Thorn will help. It might be worth it if my PvP opponents really do get that upset when I hit them with Thorn...
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1 ReplyVery impressed, too funny
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1 ReplyThe bane of the crucible, both in lore and game.
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3 RepliesEdited by slimdeathstar: 7/11/2017 4:07:16 PMThat's good, but this just became my favorite destiny parody. [url] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5ICuNehL90 [/url]
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1 ReplyI just got the YR 3 quest a few days ago :D
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4 RepliesI miss that gun 😢
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2 RepliesChasing people with a big black dong, just hilarious! 😂😂😂😂
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3 RepliesShould make one about wormwood
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1 ReplyIs someone talking about my first born child thorn?👀
