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5/24/2017 10:16:41 PM
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An Imperial Stormtrooper showed up on my porch.
What do? I can't keep it. They're armed and ready to kill. Any advice?
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Don't worry, it may try to shoot you, but it will always miss. Completely harmless.
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Show it battlefront
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1 ReplyTell them are you looking for a droid (or person they're looking for), invite them inside, and proceed to murder.
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Tell him "This is not the porch you are looking for." works every time.
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2 RepliesTell him that that one annoying family that lives near you had been harboring Luke Skywalker so it kills them
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Don't worry, you aren't the droid they're looking for.
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3 RepliesDo you not have any security system?
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1 ReplyEdited by Liam_the_Censor: 5/24/2017 10:22:55 PMAsk them if they could hit the ground if it weren't for gravity while you throw the rock
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2 RepliesStand still, they can't hit you for their life.
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1 ReplyThrow a rock at them since their armor is useless
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2 RepliesDoesn't matter, he won't hit you.
