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4/10/2017 10:24:37 AM
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MildSquirrel shower thoughts
Is an apple a trees balls? They're hanging seed carrier scrotum things.
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1 Reply[quote]Make way for Prince OP How Gay! It's Prince OP Hey! Clear the way in the Catalog Hey you! Let us through! An IP changing god! Oh Cum! Be the first of the cocks to meet his eye! Make way! Here he comes! Report posts! Find the mods! Are you gonna -blam!- this guy! Prince OP! F#ggot is he! Neckbeard-ababwa! Gene defect, lack of respect Down on one knee Now, try your best to stay calm Brush up your shitpost alarm Then come and meet his spectacular /co/orgy! Prince OP! F#ggot is he! Namef*g-ababwa Strong as ten regular trolls, definitely! He faced the tumblring hordes! A hundred Nice Guys with whores! Who sent them to their dashboards? Why, Prince OP He's got seventy-five copypastas (But they're all shit) spoilered porncocks He's got fifty-three (Guy LOVES the dick.) When it comes to orange board hentai Has he got a zoo? I'm telling you, it's a world-class ménage a three! Prince OP! F#ggot is he! Tripf#g ababwa! That physique! ooh, can I peek? Like a third knee Well, get on out in that square Hold on to your butt, prepare To groan and gag in despair at Prince OP!! There's no question this OP's boring Never ordinary, always snoring Everything about the man just plain depresses He's a loser, he's a ditz, a blunder! He's about to tear my ass asunder! And I absolutely hate the way he presses! He's got ninety-five arrogant newf#gs (He's got the newf#gs, let's see the newf#gs) And a few of them he called from /v/ ( He's an asshole, what an asshole) He's got trolls, he's got samef*gs and sperglords (Proud to post for him) They bow to his whim love sucking him They're just lousy with loyalty to OP! Prince OP! Prince OP! F#ggot is he! Ali Ababwa Heard your incest was a sight for GFG! And that, good anons, is why he got coked up and dropped by With sixty shitposts, dramas galore With neckbeards and memes permabans and more With forty weaboos, IP's and losers Those turds that greentext on key Make way for prince OP![/quote]
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Terminal illness
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Mine are more like, "should I get a vasectomy? It's not like I like children. But what if my future wife wants some?".
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Never really got the "shower thoughts" meme. Things I think about in the shower are usually I hope the water warms up faster Oh Jesus is it still Wednesday? Any time you feel like warming the -blam!- up water, just go right ahead How long have I been in the shower? (Singing 80s metal song that's stuck in my head) Did I already shampoo? -blam!- it, shampoo again. Can't hurt
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1 ReplyMy shower thoughts: "What is tes"
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12 RepliesEdited by Wholesome Sand Eater: 4/10/2017 8:03:50 PMYou're manually breathing right now
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When WW3 breaks out I'll probably just join the coast guard like 2 years of sailing in the Caribbean while everyone is killing each other
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3 RepliesIf you are over 30 years old, you are older than every dog in the world (in human years). If you spell incorrectly incorrectly, then you are spelling incorrectly correctly. The natural world as we know it would be impossible if water did not hold the properties that it has.
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Michael here
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2 RepliesHow do bananas fit perfectly in banana peels? [spoiler]illuminati confirmed[/spoiler] [spoiler]ifarted69's alt[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesDo you think that maybe there's an ancient form of the internet from a long gone civilization that we haven't figured out how to access yet?
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Rip tree
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1 ReplyNow how did I miss this , i must be getting sloppy
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When I read squirrel thoughts I immediately thought of foamy the squirrel haven't watched his stuff in years
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Apples are actually the swollen ovaries of apple trees.
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5 Replies[spoiler]your the last person to die in your lifetime[/spoiler] [spoiler]the person who had to proofread [b]H[/b]itler's speeches was a grammar [u]N[/u]az[u]i[/u][/spoiler] [spoiler]going to bed to feel better when you wake up is basically "did you turn it off and back on again"[/spoiler] [spoiler]if a pregnant woman swims, are they a human submarine?[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesIf a baby is in the womb for nine months, why is it not nine months old when it's born?
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Removing something is actually a re-move. You are moving it again. "I removed the flash drive with 16 gigs of stuff from the computer" You moved it to another place.
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There are about twice as many nipples on Earth as there are people. This one is easy lol.
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In full armor, josh 177, known famously as mister cheese, stepped into the shower, sliding its door closed behind him. The hot water faucet squeaked as he turned it. He swayed his body sensually left and right under the gentle, steamy spray as it rinsed the soapy suds from his armor plating. The door suddenly slid open, but mister cheese didn't turn to look, he knew exactly who was joining him. "Figured it was only a matter of time", he said in his gruff voice. It was his trust alien partner, Amanda, who stepped into the shower with him, and shut the door again. Mister cheese could then feel something stiff and hot pressing against the plating on the rear of his thigh. "I warned you to never point a weapon at me", Mister cheese said coolly. Amanda slowly lifted his head above mister cheese's shoulder, grazing the stubble of his split jaw on the side of mister cheese's helmet. "You afraid I'll shoot?", Amanda replied. "That depends" said mister cheese. "What kind of shooting are we talking about here?" Amanda smiled as convincingly as his hideous face would allow. "White hot plasma," he whispered. "The best kind." Mister cheese could suddenly feel Amanda's plasma charging with a force he'd never felt with all his years of experience under the United Nations Space Command. And he found himself in some incredibly stock situations. He then felt Amanda press the pulsating weapon against his lower back. Mister cheese quickly reached behind him, grabbed the hot, quivering barrel of Amanda's pistol, and knew right away he wouldn't be able to hold all of that plasma for long. Mister cheese turned his head, smirking behind his visor. "Better take your shot"
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Ovaries.
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ALTERNATIVE FACT TIME!!!
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On that note why don't we wait for them to drop before putting em in our mouth?
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Do you eat ***** like that?
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1 ReplyWhy do we cook bacon, but bake cookies? [spoiler]An old one, but a good one[/spoiler]
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You shower?
