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4/7/2017 2:29:43 AM
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What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
I usually wake up super early (to fight crime) so I don't really see how the normal person gets ready for the day. I immediately check me phone; I'm prone to getting texts only when I'm sleeping.
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1. HUUUHUUUUGHG men men... Zzzzz 2. DANG IT ALARM 3. HUUUHUUUUGHG menmen.... Zzzzz
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cry myself back to sleep. [spoiler]I'm kidding. I'm not edgy.[/spoiler]
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Snooze alarms for half an hour Use restroom Get dressed Make coffee Take medication Leave
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Sit up
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Let my dog out and my cat in.
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Where is the *say fûck 19 times in my head because my alarm is going off and I have to go to school* option
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Slap the snooze button and go back to sleep for 8 more minutes
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Shower
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Cigarette
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1 Reply[quote]Pray - 1%[/quote] Offtopic needs cleansing
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1 ReplyWish for death [spoiler]waiting for that suicide copypasta[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyStretch
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3 RepliesI get out of bed. I don't know how people are doing all those options in your poll in bed. Crazy.
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Scramble for my phone that I use as an alarm clock and try to turn the annoying ass alarm off!
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Feel like P. Diddy.
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Go "I don't want to get up today. I really don't want to get up today." Then I get out of bed anyways.
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5 RepliesThink about a gril but not in like a fappy way.
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2 RepliesDrink a liter of water. I fill up 2 Fiji bottles before I go to bed.. ones for throughout the night and the other is for when I wake up.. a liter of water will wake you up better than coffee.
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Edited by Sturm with no Drang: 4/10/2017 4:05:04 AMI always start with something that I view as ritualistic. Maybe even sacred. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AqSVxpAzl1I
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Keep sleeping.
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1 ReplyRealize that, unfortunately, I haven't passed in my sleep yet.
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Check my phone. It's also my alarm clock that wakes me up.
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Snooze my 30 alarms for the next half hour.
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3 RepliesGo the -blam!- back to bed. Screw the world of the living.
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1 ReplyRaid the nearest Christian settlement for everything it's got. Early morning before farmers wake is the best time to attack, always.
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*pray the gay away
