A young couple gets married. The bride is a blushing virgin, but the husband is more experienced. So on the wedding night, the bride, eho wants to please the love of her life, asks her husband, "Honey, how will I let you know if I am interested in making love or not interested in making love?" The man responds, "Well babe, if you want to make love, just tug on my johnson a few times." "And if you do not want to make love, what then Honey?" "Well babe, if you do not feel like making love, then you tug on my johnson about a thousand times!"