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Edited by I Need That Head:
1/9/2017 8:01:56 AM
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What did the Splicer say to the other Splicer when he asked to join their club?
[i]Aksis[/i] denied.
*[b]ba dum tsss[/b]*
[quote]If this reaches trending I will eat my own eyebrows...[/quote]
[i]-Hungry_Peanut[/i]
Edit: Get this trending so Hungry_Peanut could do what [b]I HAVE QUOTED[/b]
English
#Destiny
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3 RepliesThis offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified r a p e d privileged N a z i slave owner terrorist lesbian.
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1 ReplyI will not let you have The Last Word here. I will be a Thorn in your side until you realize. That I am using my Black Spindle to weave the thread that will end your reign. I will send out Outbreak Prime, and you will have no way to stop it. It will infect you, and make you see Red Death, and give you a bit of Bad Juju. Hereafter, I think I'll have won our little battle, and then I'll be gone with No Time to Explain what I've done to you. By the time I'm done, only a Touch of Malice will be necessary to send you into the Necrochasm, and I will take my place. Only then will you realize that you've given yourself The First Curse, and that you cannot win this war. However, you may have Patience and Time, but I have something better. I may be a Trespasser, but I've been given a Dreg's Promise from the Lord of Wolves that I will emerge victorious, and you will be broken. [spoiler]Because I've got more puns than there are applications for MIDA Multi-Tool![/spoiler] [spoiler]I know I missed some of them[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI think I look clever dragon these balls across your face.
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MilkIn forum jail again. Be back soon. 💕🥛 - old
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4 RepliesWhat has 2 arms and bleeds. [spoiler]half a vandal[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesLegs is the word of the day [spoiler]wanna go back to my place and spread the word?[/spoiler]
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25 RepliesIf this reaches trending I will eat my own eyebrows...
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1 ReplyWell it's on trending so where's the vid!
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What do you call a girl running from her brother? [spoiler]A redneck virgin[/spoiler]
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3 Replies-blam!- off your elo isnt high enough
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5 RepliesThe Splicer said I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
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Bump for eybrow ingestion
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10 RepliesWelcome to Outbreak Steakhouse! Come on down and try our new Prime Rib! [spoiler][i]I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.[/i][/spoiler]
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5 RepliesDont get it....
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That joke blows a multitool
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I WANNA EAT MY EYEBROWS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU54c3YDyak
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2 RepliesA. A ha. A ha ha ha. A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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What a good pickup line!!! You'll be gettin' all the babes with jokes like that!!!
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Edited by RecentAsteroid7: 1/9/2017 5:59:47 PMIdk if I hate the pun or the fact that I laughed at it 😂 Edit: lso Im here to see eyebrows be eaten 👀
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1 ReplyEdited by erik: 1/9/2017 4:14:52 PMSplicer: "Muted, scrub." This is still destiny's forum, after all.
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Good one. There have been lists of these types of jokes made in the past. Silly things like why do titans always win staring matches.......Because they can't blink. That was a sore spot back in the day. Or where do the vex wash their dishes........In the ishtar sink. There were long lists of these. Maybe someone needs to bring them back for this post. We can always use some good Destiny Dad jokes...
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1 ReplyMake him eat his eyebrows!!!
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...approves of this joke.
