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Edited by GameBroJeremy:
12/27/2016 1:32:15 PM
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Advertise An Exotic Thread
Hello, I am looking to purchase a piece of exotic gear. But I don't know what I want.
Post a advertisement for your favorite exotic weapon/gear. How you do it is up to you. It can be comedic, informative, wacky, etc. I don't care.
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8 RepliesWhat if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES
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Lore and shadow, hate and pain. These have been manifested into a single flower. But the darkness wilted the rose and he who held it. Will it corrupt you? For $9.99 you can test your will against it's dear.
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Have you noticed that you haven't been killing yourself enough lately? Have your friends started to respect you for getting a KD over .7 every match? Have you grown tired of actually getting kills? If you answered yes to any of those questions, you need a [b][i]Touch of Malice[/i][/b] in your life!! Make your all of your friends jealous with this neat-o contraption! To use, simply insert your mortal soul into the convenient Soul-Slot™ and you're all set! Amaze all of your friends by not using grenades/a cliff/nearby enemies to wipe! To order your [b][i]Touch of Malice™[/i][/b], go to [url=http://example.com]http://buyatouchofmalice.com[/url] or call 1-666-666-666.
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Do You Want To Join Voop Nation My Friend Well Look No Farther Because All You Need Is The Pocket Infinity. The Only Fusion Rifle With RNG Ammo Need To Get A Kill Use 27 Bullets With An Attack Value Of 170 And A Terrible Magazine Size And A Terrible Charge Rate And A Classy Look From Your Favorite Warmind That Brought You The Sleeper Simulant Which Is An Obviously Better Choice You Should Pick This Up For 23 Strange Coins 10 Motes Of Light And Your Soul
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1 ReplyHey there! Sad that you cannot kill people in crucible? Sad that your being obliterated by everyone in crucible? Look no further guardian i have some hot deals for you! First up, Bones of Eao. Only 23 strange coins a pair good sir! Buy them while their in stock! Just put increased control and you will be the flash! Next up for titans is The Armamentarium and this is also for 23 strange coins! It allows you to have two grenades (FOR ALL SUBCLASSES!!?!). And it allows you to have more special and heavy ammo! Yes you heard that right, MORE SPECIAL AND HEAVY AMMO! Last but not least, NOTHING MANACLES! For 23 strange coins! This is by far the best seller in our company! You can store two scatter grenades and it enables tracking! DONT GIVE UP THIS DEAL NOW. Terms and conditions apply. No refunds available. Check medical assistance to see if you can take extreme awesomeness. Any complaints will go to the trash. WHILE STOCKS LAST!
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1 ReplyEdited by Bladedancer: 12/27/2016 11:44:14 AMAre you tired of being stomped on by MLG gods? Do you have an irresistable urge to make them cry salty tears but also do it in style? Then look no further than the HAWKMOON! This revolutionary gun features a beautiful silver and black paint job with engraved feathers and an exotic perk that leaves nothing to be desired. Yes, you heard that right, NOTHING TO BE DESIRED. Hawkmoon has everything you'll ever want. Featuring a trio of lucky bullets, Hawkmoon will consistently be one* or two tapping your enemies all while looking absolutely fabulous. Everyone will stare in awe as you rack up those massive killstreaks with Hawkmoon alone. That's right, with Hawkmoon there's no need for special or heavy weapons, and grenades and melees are a thing of the past. Experience the power of Hawkmoon today! CAWWWWW *Ability no longer available
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We have those cool, shiny shoes for you Mr.Titan!
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Titan: Look at my damn name Warlock: Nothin' Manicles Hunter: Bones of JumpsALot
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4 RepliesAnything and EVERYTHING New Monarchy! (All Exotic here, baby!)
