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10/29/2005 2:38:56 AM
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Teh story of The Flood

Here's how it works: Each person may add up to a paragraph to the story. It doesn't have to make much sense, but please make sure people can understand what your trying to say. If the post above you makes no sense at all, continue the story like that post never happened (e.g. The world blew up and everyone died) dont end the story until about a week from now, if the story survives that long. please, no double posting unless youre doing so to bump. (i saw this work well in a different forum, where I was turned into a pikachu and left for dead) have fun! I start: Once upon a time, there was a land far, far away known to some as the flood. But for these people, it was called home. Everything was peaceful. The rulers of the land, known as the mighty forum ninjas, kept the flood in order. Halifax was busy at work writing stories for entertainment, the mcdonalds guy and the burger king guy were still duking it out in numerous polls, Crapdancemagee and Dragoneyes had just returned from their honeymoon, Steelbulletproof and Lethalreap had just fallen in love. Everything seemed perfect. But one day the people of the Flood recieved declaration of war from... [Edited on 10/28/2005]
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  • Once upon a time, there was a guy named TheHaraamPolice who came from the future to comment on this very old post. The end.

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  • And Seanman came and saved the day with his amazing super powers.

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  • kool....

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  • Doc looked around. "Only a few of us can get in, with the amount of gear were carrying, more than 4 of us go in and it'll break. Any ideas?" "we're -blam!- ed"Drac responded. "Alright, you take three men and get to the extraction point. I'll take the rest of our men and try to find alpha, then regroup at extraction." "affirmative. alright lets move out!" said Drac. they began to enter the airshaft when Drac noticed something was wrong with Master chef. "you alright?" he asked. "yeah, I'm good" said Master Chef, sounding a bit uneasy. But his arm seemed hurt, bad... [Edited on 10/29/2005]

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  • Suddenly a loud explosion was heard... the forum ninjas were coming, attack! cried VII Toast, the ninjas drew their swords...

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  • Oh no!!!!!! *edge of seat*..,..

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  • 3 minutes till the ships arrived. The shuttle bay wasn't very far away. Blackjack decided to run it, just then the ceiling collapsed in front of him and his sqad blocking the path. The lights went dead. Pitch black. There was a soft "Whuuur" and the backup lighting system turned on. Doc started to run backwards and was yanked into a dark room. It was Drac who had pulled. "Sir, we need to use the vents, those things don't know we're here," Drac said. Master Chef soon followed holding his left arm.

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  • Wow..*bits fingernails*...

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  • Doc threw a grenade, but the blast barely did much. -blam!- this!! yelled Bejay. he started to turn, but as he did another one came at him, teeth bared. -blam!-!! NO!!!!! yelled Doc, but it was too late. they both bared down on him, ripping him to pieces. Damn! though Doc. This was it, we were screwed. Doc saw memories of the Flood, and the beutiful place it once was. Meanwhile, the rest of his team moved to delta's position. "-blam!- LOOK OUT!!" yelled Master Chef, but by the time he was done, a rocket had exploded right next to Xsjado, tearing him in half. "NOOO!!" they ran for cover, three more rockets demolishing where they once stood. BLACKJACK, meanwhile, was still fighting off the Zanzis coming in on his position. Three clips left. 5 minutes and he'd be screwed. They had to think fast...

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  • And he saw that one of it's arms was actually a blade. "Oh shi...," Doc started to say when the thing growled and charged. Bejay started to fire at it and Doc just barely dove out of the way. The creature smashed into the wall and almost went through it. Doc heard a laugh down the hall and saw the sphere turn the corner. The creature followed as if nothing had happened. Doc sighed in relief when all of the sudden he felt a thumping and saw the creature slide around the corner at full speed...

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  • The suspence is killing me!....

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  • A spherical object of some sort. It was a pale blue color, shining brightly. That thing gave Doc the creeps. The silence however, was broken by a loud crashing sound. Doc looked to his left and found that a giant creature of some sort had burst through the wall, along with a few bodies. It stood on two legs, had a shaggy coat of fur, covered in blood. the thing was breathing heavily, it didn't look like it was in too good of a mood. It slowly turned... [Edited on 10/29/2005]

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  • It wasn't looking good for Blackjack. Most of his squad was wounded and they were running low on ammo. The growling was getting louder and the Zanzis kept coming. They had to find the source of that noise and kill it, that must be what is sending all the Zanzis. Doc was still on the trail and catching up, every once and a while he would hear the cough of an assualt rifle. Just then the air in front of him shimmered...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doctor woot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BLACKJACK green this is great guys....[/quote]glad you like. no I dont think you dead yet.[/quote] lol..good...scary watchin yourself die...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BLACKJACK green this is great guys....[/quote]glad you like. no I dont think you dead yet.

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  • this is great guys....

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  • Meanwhile, Cheese quickly dressed in Master Chief's armor. He inserted his cheese chip in the slot for...chips? He then used this awsome armor...as a Cd player.

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  • The second group started torward delta's position, Xsjado at point. Everything was tense. Down on the street, you were the easiest of prey for snipers. They continued forward, finding two scorpions, destroyed from the explosives set earlier. Drac's team tried to continue on, when a group of 5 zanzis came around the corner. *pow*pow*pow* three succesive shots from Dracs pistol, three bodies hit the floor, a bullet in each forehead. Behind him, Frozen Bear threw a grenade. Shrapnel rained down on the remaining two. Meanwhile, Doc and Bejay kept moving through the corridor, following the trail of blood. They stumbled upon 7 dead Zanzis, all horribly mutilated. Whatever did this, it sure made one hell of a mess. Only one problem, was it an ally, or something worse than what we were already fighting? [Edited on 10/29/2005]

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  • One minute later Doc had his squad at the entrance to the tunnels. The lights were flickering, the door blown, and blood was everywhere. Casing were strewn all over the place, but not a body was to be found. "What the -blam!- happened here?," Xsjado said. There was a trail of blood leading down the corridor away from the tunnels. Doc had his squad hustle down the path. Meanwhile, Drac was slowly working his way through the barren fields trying to find the evac pad...

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  • "delta, come in, over".... still nothing. -blam!-. thats all that came to Doc's mind at the moment. lost comm with 2 other squads now.. Doc turned to his group. with him were Bejay, Xsjado, Ferret and Master chef. "alright, we lost contact with alpha and delta, so listen up. Bejay and I will go around the the west flank, the rest of you men, rally with delta. Alright lets go!!" Doc turned and headed west, wondering what lied ahead...

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  • ....no response...Just then Drac called in, "Ok sir, I'll work on our exit route, hope to see you soon. Over." There was a fizz over the speakers, but the Doc thought nothing of it...just then Blackjack's voice came on, " Sir, we've got a problem. The ground assault was just a..*barata-tat-tat* *kssssssh*...GET EVERYONE GOING NOW!..." The mic went dead. Doc started to sweat...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordAlucard Ckk. The mic turned on next to the Doc. It was Drac. "Sir, I realize you did not authorize the nuke, but I have a plan. If we can get those phantoms to double time it, I have a squad of men that are willing to sacrifice their lives in order to protect the Flood. All we need is your authorization and everyone to be evacuated. Hobo's last request was to go on this mission if it was Ok'd. Drac out." Ckk. [/quote]We let noone die. You know that. how's this, well regroup at the south end of the strongpoint, then we'll hold out till the phantoms get here. we can activate the nuke once we can get out of the hot zone. over" Doctor Woot was now wondering, "how many more will die before this mission is complete?" he decided to contact BLACKJACK. "alpha, are you there? over"...

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  • Why are you guys constantly ranking on Halo lova?

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  • thats too far man

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  • Then Halo Love licked the inside of used condoms near the back ally of the local whore house.

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  • yes

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