Hey Guardians, I lost my keys last night in the Cosmodrome. I was out drinking in this hipster hive bar with Cayde-6 and well ... had one to many shrieker slammers. Can't remember too much after the the sixth shot.
Anyways my keys are quite recognisable there are 1 vault key, 2 skeleton keys, 3 siva keys, S-35 Aeon Glow ignition key, Space Age Mariner keys and a ghost keychain. I really need them back and will pay handsomely for there return.
Reward
15000 glimmer
1 ornament for Hawkmoon
A night of booze drinking with Cayde-6 and myself next Saturday.
Edit: Not sure how long this post has left in it but I want to say thank you to all that replied. You really made me smile over the last few days with your witty comments. You seriously are the best community in gaming and don't forget it. 💪😊
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Petition to add quest to find GreenPanda369's keys.
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I was going to look for them...but I took a bullet to the knee. You'll have to find them yourself.
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I took them and gave then to Eris. She says that she will give them back to you when you convince Cayde-6 to get her a new ship. She seemed to feel that you were at least partly responsible for its destruction...
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Me and Zavala were cold chillin with Randal the Vandel last night in this decrepit warship-turned-raver-delight madhouse. Yea, Zavala is chill once he has a few Ketch-ups with his fries and Takenale-eraid. Randal, well, he is still an ass, but, when you need a wingman theres no one better. He will take all the shit you throw at him and ask for seconds. Anyway, here we are basking in ultra-violet glory, when douche munch and boys (ya know, those 3 ultra knights in the ships basement) come in braggin how they wallbanged a few ogres daughters. One of em flashes these keys, tosses em on the counter. I remember because I feel like Aksis wouldve cold jacked em, cuz, well, he loves them keys. Douch and the gang take off when Omnigul arrives, I heard her brother didnt take kindly to the "swording" these ass hats gave his "girls?". So, I picked up the keys. Now, after I had one too many Skiff Runners we took off. I woke up on Venus, sans keys, in the subway just before my last exit. Now, I did see a Psion flamer, you know, those 'guys' with the flowy robes and light stepping. 'He' was running off, towards the Mars express, with a strange looking servitor in tow. Strange, as in, strange. You know? Hope that helps!
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Sounds to me like Cayde-6 put something in your drink. Your keys probably aren't the only thing you lost.
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Shrieker slammer LMFAOOO
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I saw an ogre pick them up, he said they were shiny and he brought em back to his cave.
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Seriously get a life
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I found them, but skylok ate them and he now has DIARRHEA Do i still get the reward?
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I saw sweeper bot pick them up, made some comment about 'their turn to burn gas and get some as§.
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Edited by OldboyVicious: 11/28/2016 12:31:50 AMI would suggest looking around the vicinity of Ir Yut. [spoiler]She sings slightly off-key[/spoiler] [spoiler]sorry...[/spoiler]
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My guardian got shot in the leg trying to find them.
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Well I found this set of keys in the cosmodrome [url]https://goo.gl/images/hPndu9[/url] Thought they were yours but they have a key to the lighthouse on them. I'll just hang on to them
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Things like this is why alcohol is a dangerous drug. Don't do drugs, smoke weed instead
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I swear I've seen that bastard randall the vandal rocking round on your sparrow earlier today bro, I might be mistaken so I wouldn't go all chuck norris on him till you have proof it's yours and he might have sold it to amanda halliday by now but it's worth asking a few questions I'd say.
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Someone found them. There's a post lower down on the forums.
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Are you sure you didn't drop them in the Loot Cave?
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Sorry bud I don't have enough glimmer space for the reward. It won't let me turn in the quest.
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Vaults empty now DeeJ out
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Edited by firstDead: 11/29/2016 1:07:05 AMThis is gold, the responses are gold too! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Brother?
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Might have been Taniks...he needs a house
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Lost your keys mate? Why don't you go play private matches! Signed- Bungie
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I call BS. NO ONE has more than one Skeleton Key.
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My sparrow in the front yard. ...... again.