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9/22/2016 3:51:13 PM
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We should ban shitposting and shitposters
I think we all agree that this is the main problem we have on this website, shit posters.
I mean, really, I'm over here trying to have a coherent political discussion with some brain dead leftist that will never coincide to my beliefs, and then I see these idiots rambling in an attempt to be funny.
News flash: your shitposts aren't funny. They degrade the quality of the forum, and you should all delete your accounts. This place should become a location where I can bicker about politics and religion, restating over and over that everything I speak is FACTS and that anyone who disagrees with me is spinning NON-FACTS, instead of a pit of distracting shit posts.
You people are vile. What will you ever accomplish with your shitposts? What? You will never muster up the power that my superior posts on ethical dilemmas have, you'll never be able to change people's opinions like I've never done, you'll never be able to "educate" people who won't actually learn anything. You're useless, and I feel as though we should prohibit these parasites from getting in the way of me politically influencing every last individual that visits this website.
In Cellar we trust.
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Edited by Snow: 9/27/2016 3:17:32 AMI thought you were liberal.
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Is this the One True Shitpost?
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1 ReplyWe should ban people who type English essays for forum posts
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you should come to sapphire, it has what you're looking for in a forum in fact its pretty great IMO. and at this point in time any post on B.net is a shitpost no matter what it is
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We should ban The Cellar Door, dude's a real tool. [spoiler]༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesAgreed. Do it for harambe
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Good for you
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[quote]We should ban shitposting and shitposers[/quote]Only ironically, I presume?
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"Coherent political discussion" O.o "Quality of the forums" o.O On b.net.... Bwaaaahahahahahah
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[quote]I mean, really, I'm over here trying to have a coherent political discussion with some brain dead leftist that will never coincide to my beliefs, and then I see these idiots rambling in an attempt to be funny. [/quote] Hehehehe.
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2 Replies(⌐■ ͜ʖ ■) ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡\ / ヽ_／ \ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ──☆: ・ﾟ So ban all off-topic?
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\_(°~°)_/
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This is some next level shitposting.
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One sec, gonna pull a Recon.
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1 ReplyThe funniest part of this is the people who don't get it.
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Hmm. Someone is angry. I don't think you gave the same reaction to Max's political posts or Lincoln's. So basically you get triggered when people post things you don't like. Good way to live. My advice: If you don't like something you don't see, then look away.
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Lol nice Shitpost Cellar
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1 ReplyDear shit-posters, Congratulations, you got a reaction from users. That's what you wanted, right? Well, I've decided I don't like people like you. You've messed with the community of the wrong shit-poster. Before you get excited, you haven't even made me shit-post. I am a hard person to make shit-post. However, I despise people like you. Your pitiful shit-posting skills are hilarious. Creating accounts and putting up shit-posts are level 1. Can you shit-post into encrypted threads? Can you shit-post through firewalls without leaving a stain? Your silly little puns won't protect you. I've shitposted into many threads and trolled on the users. I've shit-posted in games. I have been shit-posting since I had fingers. It's what I was raised to do. You have no idea to the extent of posts which you should be shitting. All you are is just a community of internet creeps. Have you ever murdered anyone? I have no empathy and I will probably feel joy peeling crusted cum off your face. You think I'm giving you an empty thread? Believe that. I have posts in dark places that you don't even want to click on. If you comment even close to my thread you better fear for your account. Track my posts if you want to, but I am smart enough to use a library's public fax machine. Shit-post into my account if you want, but it'll just make it easier for me to downvote you. Without love, A shit-poster
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Well Achronos used to have a ban all button. Maybe it should be pressed.
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We should ban people being off topic in an off topic subforum. I mean the density fools.
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Excellent shitpost is excellent. ...and shitpost. Two sins removed.
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Some of them, yes. Others... Maybe. But the forced memes? Yeah.
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Shitposts bring laughs into this forum, not political posts. I think I speak for most people when I say that we come here for entertainment and the [b][i][u]occasional[/u][/i][/b] political discussion.
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[quote]We should ban The Cellar Door and the rest of Offtopic [/quote] Fixed
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1 ReplyBut then this place would be devoid of life. It will just be the same few people posting the same few threads. Besides, there's a few jewel encrusted shitposts amongst the fray.
