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7/26/2016 4:43:29 PM
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The Internet's Idea Of The Future
The year is 2650. Major Overlord Trump has made another new biosuit to sustain his consciousness while also equipping it with premium brick launching hardpoints and a cement mixer. Later this year, Trump plans to cancel the circulation of Doge Memes in Australia as legal tender as he believes "Oi" should be banned from the current set of words appropriate for use in state authorized memes.
Today I quit my job at the "Spongebob Squarepants Museum of Natural History of rel funy joeks amirite?" as a tour guide. I've already had to sell 3 of my rarest Pepes to eat tonight with my family. I have a beautiful wife named Lasharquisha Dynasty Sugar Baby; she sexually identifies as pocket sand and I support her. We both have a child together. We're pretty sure it's a human, but we don't want to species assume.
Anonymous saved the day again by stopping the almighty slayer, Twitter from letting it's cronies steal from his own humble servants again.
The Memecenter Super Store down the street was burnt down yesterday by a terrorist group who calls themselves "Imgurians". They claim to be working as holy servants and wish to bring memes back to their purist form. They have stated that they plan to shut down all iFunny Cafes within the next three years.
A man named 4Chan has supposedly been illegally distributing memes in exchange for something called "Lulz".
Bungie hasn't been heard from ever since they found those stashes of pcp under their game designers' desks.
Youtube's Police Force just last week assaulted my cousin for humming the first three notes of the One Punch Man theme.
Reddit plans to unveil the cure for cancer tomorrow.
The #Offtopic forums have literally been discovered to be the source of all evil. No really. They discovered time travel and rewrote the bible to say "And the lord told Adam and Eve to never partake of the forbidden fruit. Eve responded 'challenged accepted'".
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*Implying Trump would allow someone to identify as pocket sand*
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Reagan: Hey Lincoln. Abe: Yeah, Ronald. Reagan: This Donald Trump fella is great. I'm spinning in my grave so much now. It's the most exercise I've ever done since I died.
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1 ReplyPlease, that's not even a 10/10 Tumptopia. *CLEARS THROAT* >The year is 2048 >Trump's Empire has taken Europe and is now invading North Korea >Trump the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base >One of Trump's advisers entered the war room >"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. Kim Jong Un is still alive." >Trump stood up from his solid gold throne >"Looks like I have to do this myself." >"Sir?" >The Trumptator adjusted his tie >"I need a weapon." >Trump's holocopter (a helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above Kim Jong Un's palace >"This shouldn't be long." >He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute >Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm >The palace's doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival >Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace >The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots >Trump the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace guards >They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle >"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile >Trump smirks "I don't think so." >Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds >Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket >"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine >Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Matrix style >Lord Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator >"Kim.." >A bead of sweat ran down the side of Kim Jong Un's face >Trump the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked >"You're fired" PART 2: >The year is 2066 >Wake up, turn on TNN (Trump News Network) >Watch the destruction from the Blitzkrieg of Europe >Think to myself "Thank God I live in Trumptopia" >Look outside my window >Notice the Trumpstapo kick down my neighbors door >They drag out my neighbor, Francisco Pedro Alejandro Gomez >Trumpstapo force him onto his knees >A man in solid gold comes up to my neighbor, closely followed by his guards, the Trumpen-SS >I squint and notice that it's him, it's really him >Trump the Ever-Living >Trump the Undying >Trump the Conqueror >The other neighbors started to gather around >"You're illegal aren't you?" Our Lord asked >"No senor, no no!" >"That's what they all say" >The Trumpstapo got him on his feet "What should we do with him, my Lord?" >The Trumptator smirked >My neighbors begin to chant >"Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall!" >"Send him to the Wall! Take him away!" >My neighbors cheer and celebrate >Several days later >Turn on TNN >On Fridays, TNN live streams the Wall >All the illegals found that week are stood up on top of the Great Trump Wall >Notice my neighbor is among them >A man in solid gold appears on top of the Wall >How he gets there is unknown, he just does it, he's Trump the Ever-living >The camera zooms in on our Lord >"To all illegals that continue to taint Trumptopia, I will find you. And I will stump you." >Lord Trump begins to kick each illegal one by one off the wall >Their screams echo and quickly disappear as they fall to their death >Those that came to Wall to see the action live shout "STUMPED" after each illegal is kicked What a great time to be alive PART 3: >2068 >Emperor Trump is nearing his goal of world conquest >The North American Empire can't be stopped >Mexico has been destroyed and the blitzkrieg of Europe will begin soon, lead of course by the Emperor himself >America has truly become great again >A rebellion has risen in the NAE >Comprised mostly of libcucks and nogs who want their welfare back >Have tried several times to assassinate Trump the Ever-living but all have failed >The rebellion has devised a new plan that they think will succeed >Have an operative that is Trump's personal servant >Will put poison his wine >The Rebellion will meet at noon before they carry out the plan >The operative goes to the secret meeting location >The rebels tell stories about how a man named Bernie almost defeated Trump >They say how everything and everyone would have been free if Bernie had won >One rebel adds on to the story "Trump wouldn't have won if people knew of his immortality" >A man with a scar under his right eye gives the poison to the operative >"Poison him, end our suffering, it's what Bernie would have wanted" >He takes the poison and hides it as he enters the Trump House >The operative gets the wine and adds in the poison >He stops before entering the Oval Throne Room >"For Bernie" he says to himself as he enters the throne room >He is immediately stopped by the guards who take the wine and aim their weapons at him >"What's going on, it's just wine!" the operative proclaims >The Emperor stand up from his solid gold throne >"Do you truly believe this plan would have worked?" >"Your rebel friends have been dealt with, one of my agents told me of your plan" >The man with the scar under his right eye enters the room and stand next to Lord Trump >"No, NO! This cannot be" the operative says in disbelief >Trump the Ever-living takes his gold plated revolver from his desk >"You're fired" PART 4: >2016 >Trump has just been elected >About to say first words as president >He adjusts his tie and looks straight on into the audience >"Obama, you're fired" >Shortly after this Trump reveals that he's immortal and destroys the constitution >Trump is emperor for the rest of time >2025 >Emperor Trump has solved all of the US' problems >Illegals are stuck behind the Great Trump Wall >The Trumpen-SS keeps degenerates off the streets >Nogs are enslaved again >Trumpstapo sends all illegals that try to get past wall to Trumpentration Camps What a great time to be alive PART 5: >2087 >The Trumptopian war machine controls all of Earth's surface >This has become a problem since there is nowhere to deport immigrants >There isn't really such a thing as immigrants now >That's just what Trump the Unstumpable calls anyone who rebels against him >The common solution has been to attach weights to their feet and throw them into an ocean >But our great Lord Trump is stuck now >There is nowhere to expand >No place to conquer >No place, at least, on Earth >Trump, not to be stumped by Earth, turns his eyes to the stars >He invests about 5% of his net worth (100 quadrillion Donald Dollars) into his space program >He amasses a fleet of 2000 Trump Destroyers and hundreds of thousands of Trump Fighters >The Trumpwaffe is disbanded and all Propaganda Bombers are converted to starships >Flash forward to 2104 >Trump the Conquerer is ready to begin his conquest of the Solar System >He puts out a law that all able-bodied men must serve in his glorious conquest or be deported >Immediately all the citizens of Trumptopia rush to our Lord's aid >Those who didn't are immediately stumped >Trump the Mighty addresses his people >"Today, we embark on a new conquest" >"A conquest whose single goal is to stump all of the illegal aliens in the Solar System" >"Today, we are no longer the Empire of Trumptopia" >"We become the Trumptopian Galactic Empire!" >"Hail, Trump!" >"Hail, Trump!" >"Hail, Trump!" >
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2 RepliesThe FBARF (The Fine Brothers Anti-React Force) patrols the skyline. Their drones react with extreme prejudice striking down any who dare think about breaking their numerous copyright claims. They now own the words React, Fine, The letter W, and the color Indigo. The Anarchist Communists have started committing blood sacrifices to bring back Bernie Sanders. He charges into battle atop a giant hydra made of weed and debt free college plans. He has traded out the Disney birds that land on his shoulders for Giant Eagles. It was revealed in 2017 that Hilary Clinton was a Reptilian. Her Reptile Overlords waged a full on war that lasted four years climaxing with a fight between a cyborg reptile Bill Clinton and Gundam Mech Pilot Queen Elizabeth II, on the great holy grounds of sup/tg/. 343 has released Halo 74, In which Master Chief and Viktor Reznov solve crimes together in Neo-Tokyo. Deej has achieved Transcendence and now travels the Bungie forums ala Tron. Enforcing Justice and the Fair Trial of Trolls. Theodore Rex and The Road Warrior have become religious texts because they predicted the future so well. Cults have formed around them. Spreading the word in tire armor.
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Here comes that boi
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And the World Court has officially recognized "I did it for the lulz" as a valid defense.
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The year is 2650. Destiny 5000: The Taken Great*1000 Grandson released. You must buy currency every five minutes to keep playing. A momentous triumph for humanity, as 1% of all planets in no man's sky have been found.
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1 Reply2650, and we're still waiting for Half Life 3.
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1 Replytl;dr [spoiler]heres some fanservice for ya anyway [/spoiler]
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6 RepliesIn the year 2525...If man i stil alice
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4 RepliesIsn't PCP a type of piping?
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And ants still won't eat MacDonald's hamburgers
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Edited by Apollo: 7/27/2016 12:21:04 PMOh! And the Xbox Scorpio finally comes out! [spoiler]lol ur move microsoft[/spoiler]
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The iPhone 2972 releases this year!
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These memes are too mainstream.
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2 RepliesCopypasta? Either way made me kek, have a bump
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One monitor displays half life 3, another is displaying videos of puppies running around, and the third is a live video chat with my mentor Donald Trump, and finally I have a VR headset playing GTA VI.
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the samsung s7 drops to about $700
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Edited by Minerva2682: 7/26/2016 11:25:36 PMWhat happened to sep7agon?
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1 Replywtf did i just read
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Edited by Cyber: 7/26/2016 10:03:51 PM*dank memes intensify*
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Edited by JOKER 4U2NV: 7/26/2016 4:58:57 PMThis is a work of art that our Meme-lord IntrepidTurtle has blessed upon us. He envisioned the world beyond the present day and warns us of the fore-coming threat of Memes everywhere. OH BLESSED THE MEME-LORD TO THY NAME.
