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Hey New Guardian ( A Hey Jude Parody)

Hey new guardian, don't be so sad, You found a blue engram, Now things are better, Remember to put on your highest light gear, My word is sincere that your new equips will be better. Hey new guardian, please pop a synth, You were meant to reload your sniper, The minute I use my weapons of light, Then we will fight to make your gear better. And before you use a three of coin, hey new guardian, refrain, Don't waste it before the cool down's over, For well you know that it's a shank, who plays the fool, By picking a fight with foes who are far stronger Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Hey new guardian, don’t wear a frown, You found a legendary heavy weapon engram, things will get better, Remember that only the cryptarch can predict, The weapon that will decript, let’s hope it’s a gjallahorn, cause that would be better So let’s take your Arcadia Jumpship out for a spin, hey new guardian, begin, Let’s head to the Cosmodrome for spinmetal to upgrade our gear with, And let’s do some patrols too, hey new guardian, please do, That way your vanguard rank gets higher, Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Hey new guardian, don’t be so sad, Hope for the future, And things will get better, As long as you do the Weekly Nightfall, The drought will be small, Your gear will get better, better, better, better, better, better, oh, Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey new guardian Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey new guardian Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey new guardian Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey new guardian Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey new guardian Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey new guardian Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey new guardian Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey new guardian Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey new guardian

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  • [quote]Hey new guardian, don't be so sad, You found a blue engram, Now things are better, Remember to put on your highest light gear, My word is sincere that your new equips will be better. Hey new guardian, please pop a synth, You were meant to reload your sniper, The minute I use my weapons of light, Then we will fight to make your gear better. And before you use a three of coin, hey new guardian, refrain, Don't waste it before the cool down's over, For well you know that it's a shank, who plays the fool, By picking a fight with foes who are far stronger Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Hey new guardian, don’t wear a frown, You found a legendary heavy weapon engram, things will get better, Remember that only the cryptarch can predict, The weapon that will decript, let’s hope it’s a gjallahorn, cause that would be better So let’s take your Arcadia Jumpship out for a spin, hey new guardian, begin, Let’s head to the Cosmodrome for spinmetal to upgrade our gear with, And let’s do some patrols too, hey new guardian, please do, That way your vanguard rank gets higher, Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Hey new guardian, don’t be so sad, Hope for the future, And things will get better, As long as you do the Weekly Nightfall, The drought will be small, Your gear will get better, better, better, better, better, better, oh, Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey new guardian Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey new guardian Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey new guardian Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey new guardian Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey new guardian Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey new guardian Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey new guardian Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey new guardian Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey new guardian[/quote]

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