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Edited by xMANABURNERx:
4/28/2016 6:26:48 PM
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If Chuck Norris played Destiny?
If Chuck Norris played Destiny...
He wouldn't need a controller, he has telepathic ability's.
Enimies on the battle field would spontaneously combust in his presence.
He would never die.
Even the darkness fears him.
He literally kills everyone when he lands in a crucible match.
Every atom in the universe is stable because he decides so.
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[quote]If Chuck Norris played Destiny... He wouldn't need a controller, the controller needs him.[/quote] Fixed. [i]~I'll Ram your ass![/i]
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His fists have hidden hand and firefly, while the destruction of Gjallahorn is equal to his roundhouse. Mara Sov tried to have his baby, but Muary said the test results pointed to Zavala.
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1 ReplyChuck Norric and Bruce Lee were on the same fire team?
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[i]Chuck Norris doesn't play destiny, Destiny plays Chuck Norris.[/i]
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1 ReplyHe would red bar and have infinite ammo for a year 2 Ghorn. Supers would leave him with nearly no health. His rockets would go over walls and track you and of course he could walk through walls like they weren't even there.
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