Let's play a game Offtopic. Do you like games? I like games..... But hey, enough about me let's talk about you! Now, to play you'll need to pick a single number between 1-100 There are 100 names of b.net users past, present and possibly even a few have transcended time and appear from the future below. Do not at all look at the names before picking a number. Now pick one more number from 1-9. You will use this number to determine which category from the random phase generator you click on. http://phrasegenerator.com Count downwards and then to the right. So read it in this sliders to properly pick identify the category that correspond with your number. 1. 6. 2. 7. 3. 8. 4. 9. 5. [b]Now. Once you picked your numbers and have gotten your phrase from: http://phrasegenerator.com you can combine those two items together. The person you picked in this senecio has has made this comment. Explain the context [u]and write a short and interesting story about why this person said what they said. It doesn't have to be long if you don't want it to be.[/u][/b] Example: [spoiler]CrazyLincoln: My opponent is taking donations from Taliban militants, drug dealers and right-wing radio propagandists Context: CrazyLincoln after taking too many drugs rambled even more than usual on bungie.net. These were his final words after having an overdose on WOOKIE's crack.[/spoiler] [b][u]THE NAMES:[/u][/b] [spoiler]1. The Dango Song 2. CrazyLincoln 3. DeeJ 4. Cattie 5. IngloriousWho 6. Caminator 7. CammCam 8. DTL 9. Nixtress 10. FoMan123 11. Spenkick 12. Crunchyboi23 13. Captain K Mart 14. zoobkillerninja 15. Jaxelo 16. Pezza 17. Achilles1108 18. SaraTheItalian 19. Farrah 20. XDC 21. The Celler Door 22. Solaris 23. RH Stealthy 24. SERPY 25. BioSmiley 26. Cortina V 27. NoiselessPurse 28. Verbatim 29. MadMax 30. Archronos 31. IrishFreak 32. Darrel 33. DamUSt8BabyGurl 34. Harlow 35. Xi Goin Ham 36. Ktan 37. Froggie 38. Punk Ballet 39. NiNi 40. Taticool Badger 41. dazarobbo 42. O________O 43. Charlemagne 44. JGFSS333 45. WOOKIE ON CRACK 46. Princess Anomaly 47. Recon Number 54 48. Cozmo 49. KrayzGamerGirl 50. Apollo 51. Engrapadora 52. MyNameIsCharlie 53. LonePaul 54. DeadKarisa 55. Gûr 56. Ori 57. SpenKick 58. Dustin 59. Chaos Fighter 60. SavageCoco? 61. Bapao 62. Tuckers Baby 63. Fake Satan 64. FoMan's mom 65. bastage 66. bobcast 67. U10233766 68. Regret 69. GribbyMcGrub 70. Spyn 71. Otilia 72. Muttsie 73. Rott Rottington 74. TxGinger 75. Yoozel 76. Dmbfan09 77. evilcam 78. Shiishka 79. urk 80. Nanix 81. Forest Oak 82. Lil Stew13 83. Eli 84. PlasmaEagle 85. Menti 86. Topwargamer 87. Forklift 88. dmg04 89. Zonda 90. Etheric Peace 91. Team Caboose 92. Mango 93. TheGreatNike 94. Gravemind94 95. Digital_Ninja 96. TheFlyingNarwhal 97. Bot7 98. Lincoln's ex girlfriend 99. Logical Jack 100. TheStudyOfWumbo[/spoiler] Too Long; Can't Read [spoiler]1. Pick a number from 1-100 2. Pick another number from 1-9 3. Go to http://phrasegenerator and get a phrase that corresponds with the second number you picked (up to down) 4. Combined the name and phrase together and post them along with a story about why they're posting/saying whatever they're saying. [/spoiler]