Let's play a game Offtopic. Do you like games? I like games..... But hey, enough about me let's talk about you!
Now, to play you'll need to pick a single number between 1-100
There are 100 names of b.net users past, present and possibly even a few have transcended time and appear from the future below. Do not at all look at the names before picking a number.
Now pick one more number from 1-9. You will use this number to determine which category from the random phase generator you click on.
http://phrasegenerator.com
Count downwards and then to the right. So read it in this sliders to properly pick identify the category that correspond with your number.
1. 6.
2. 7.
3. 8.
4. 9.
5.
[b]Now. Once you picked your numbers and have gotten your phrase from: http://phrasegenerator.com you can combine those two items together.
The person you picked in this senecio has has made this comment. Explain the context [u]and write a short and interesting story about why this person said what they said. It doesn't have to be long if you don't want it to be.[/u][/b]
Example:
[spoiler]CrazyLincoln: My opponent is taking donations from Taliban militants, drug dealers and right-wing radio propagandists
Context: CrazyLincoln after taking too many drugs rambled even more than usual on bungie.net. These were his final words after having an overdose on WOOKIE's crack.[/spoiler]
[b][u]THE NAMES:[/u][/b]
[spoiler]1. The Dango Song
2. CrazyLincoln
3. DeeJ
4. Cattie
5. IngloriousWho
6. Caminator
7. CammCam
8. DTL
9. Nixtress
10. FoMan123
11. Spenkick
12. Crunchyboi23
13. Captain K Mart
14. zoobkillerninja
15. Jaxelo
16. Pezza
17. Achilles1108
18. SaraTheItalian
19. Farrah
20. XDC
21. The Celler Door
22. Solaris
23. RH Stealthy
24. SERPY
25. BioSmiley
26. Cortina V
27. NoiselessPurse
28. Verbatim
29. MadMax
30. Archronos
31. IrishFreak
32. Darrel
33. DamUSt8BabyGurl
34. Harlow
35. Xi Goin Ham
36. Ktan
37. Froggie
38. Punk Ballet
39. NiNi
40. Taticool Badger
41. dazarobbo
42. O________O
43. Charlemagne
44. JGFSS333
45. WOOKIE ON CRACK
46. Princess Anomaly
47. Recon Number 54
48. Cozmo
49. KrayzGamerGirl
50. Apollo
51. Engrapadora
52. MyNameIsCharlie
53. LonePaul
54. DeadKarisa
55. Gûr
56. Ori
57. SpenKick
58. Dustin
59. Chaos Fighter
60. SavageCoco?
61. Bapao
62. Tuckers Baby
63. Fake Satan
64. FoMan's mom
65. bastage
66. bobcast
67. U10233766
68. Regret
69. GribbyMcGrub
70. Spyn
71. Otilia
72. Muttsie
73. Rott Rottington
74. TxGinger
75. Yoozel
76. Dmbfan09
77. evilcam
78. Shiishka
79. urk
80. Nanix
81. Forest Oak
82. Lil Stew13
83. Eli
84. PlasmaEagle
85. Menti
86. Topwargamer
87. Forklift
88. dmg04
89. Zonda
90. Etheric Peace
91. Team Caboose
92. Mango
93. TheGreatNike
94. Gravemind94
95. Digital_Ninja
96. TheFlyingNarwhal
97. Bot7
98. Lincoln's ex girlfriend
99. Logical Jack
100. TheStudyOfWumbo[/spoiler]
Too Long; Can't Read
[spoiler]1. Pick a number from 1-100
2. Pick another number from 1-9
3. Go to http://phrasegenerator and get a phrase that corresponds with the second number you picked (up to down)
4. Combined the name and phrase together and post them along with a story about why they're posting/saying whatever they're saying. [/spoiler]
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The word floof suddenly becomes surprisingly erotic when you add a heart.
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Edited by Aeksrener: 3/26/2016 8:17:55 PMDazarobbo: The blindness of foresight is hardly sociological in its animosity.
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Also, why u no put Shard on listy?
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Captain K Mart: The independence of fragmentation is simpleminded in its sociology. Context: Not knowing that fragmentation grenades had nothing to do with sociology, Captain K Mart decided to run some test with frags, and humans. The result was Brussels.
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Cortana V: "The reciprocity of economics is obtuse in its romanticism."
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Edited by LodgedHydra34: 3/25/2016 11:07:14 PMBioSmiley wrote a story and the headline was: 8 Facts Fathers won't admit
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Edited by Alpha Alt 2: 3/25/2016 10:55:51 PMDamUSt8BbyGurl: "I will work for an America where tree-huggers and overseas manufacturers can't undermine our faith in Jesus."
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[quote] 2. CrazyLincoln 4. Cattie 6. Caminator 15. Jaxelo 19. Farrah 20. XDC 21. The Celler Door 25. BioSmiley 27. NoiselessPurse 28. Verbatim 34. Harlow 36. Ktan 39. NiNi 40. Taticool Badger 49. KrayzGamerGirl 51. Engrapadora 52. MyNameIsCharlie 58. Dustin 67. U10233766 79. urk 90. Etheric Peace 97. Bot7 98. Lincoln's ex girlfriend [/quote] Why put the same person so many times?
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Mfw I'm not on the list.
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Oh god.. [spoiler]wait, I forgot I can't mention God in a Lincoln thread[/spoiler]
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Instructions unclear; dick stuck in toaster
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No grizzly?
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[i]~"Let's dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing." [/i]
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I see how it is
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[b][/b]
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When you try do hard to be noticed but you're not in the names list [i]cri[/i] [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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Jaxelo: My opponent is conspiring with North Korean dictators, health care bureaucrats and angry chefs. Did I do this wrong or is it just really dumb?
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My wife makes the list and I dont.. I refuse to play..
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Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around And desert you Never gonna make you cry Never say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie, And hurt you
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Seeing all those names brings me back.
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Dango: he's actually two people. [spoiler]context: Dango either has mutiple personality disorder or is actually two people[/spoiler]
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Edited by Sgtgizmo111: 3/25/2016 4:15:40 AMTxGinger: "My opponent is palling around with Somali pirates, pot smokers and corporate executives." TxGinger at that moment knew that he was Dovakiin, Dragonborn. It was his destiny to destroy Donald Trump and give America back to the great.
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I starred in a movie called "Battle of Vengeance"
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Edited by Selario: 3/25/2016 8:14:43 AMCaptain K Mart: Spiced Mushroom and Pineapple Bread on a bed of Roasted Turkey Gravy I don't have a story/description, but that bed sounds delicious.