Due to all the negativity... Since folks are frustrated (myself included) why not sit back and take some pot shots at the story? Why not have a good laugh to break up all the negativity? I'll begin: Destiny's story just doesn't seem to exist... You could say thay Destiny's storyline is a "Dead Space". ---- "As it stands now, Destiny is a game that has yet to fulfill, well, its destiny." ---- Where is Destiny's story? Its shrouded in "The Darkness". ---- Why is the Crucible called the Crucible? Because when you see who wins the legendary reward...you feel crucified. ---- How did "The Traveler" get its name? It never dribbles. ---- Why did the Guardians cross the road? Because the storyline was on the otherside. ---- Player 1: Did you hear they going to add gambling to Destiny? Player 2: Sweet! When are they adding it? I'll finally be able to use my glimmer for something. Player 3: Its already in game. We call it the Cryptarch. Player 2: What can you win? Player 3: No one wins. ---- "That Wizard came from the Moon!" ---- I hope that got a few chuckles out of some people. Or atleast made folks facepalm and/or cringe. Its a fun way to vent.