[quote]Rule 1: Don't read Atheists[/quote] I choose not to see this. [quote]Rule 2: Read the whole thing[/quote] K. [quote]This is not bait or troll I am serious Please read the whole thing. PLEASE! It might start something. MIGHT So I was thinking today in English class we finished the Odyssey and I later got bored.[/quote] I'm already feeling like you need professional help. [quote]So that's where the Christian part kicks in. I was wondering how was Moses described in the Bible then I remember he had a beard and looked old. Doesn't that sound a bit like Poseidon to you?[/quote]Or thousands of other individuals both real and fictional. [quote]Then it hit me Moses parted the red sea... He controlled water and what could Poseidon do? [spoiler]control water[/spoiler][/quote] Are Katara and Ang in the bible too? What about Aquaman? [quote] Then I told my "friends" at lunch[spoiler]yes I have friends[/spoiler] and they told me "what did you smoke"[/quote] Sounds like a legitimate question. [quote]so I left and went into the library and red the bible [spoiler]yes I have a bible in my backpack[/spoiler][/quote] I'm not sure what to say to this. [quote]looked at genesis and I noticed how it mentions how Satan change his appearance/shapeshifted . And who is another person in mythology or religion who can shape shift? [spoiler]Loki from Norse mythology. Loki is also the bad guy in Norse mythology[/spoiler][/quote] God also appears in different forms. [quote]Now on Norse mythology there was a goddess named iduun... Iduun sounds a bit like eden like the garden of eden.[/quote]I suppose that makes Iraq and Iran and the same. [quote]But for solid evidence iduun also had apples specifically apples that made you god like... Like the tree of knowledge from the bible or the golden apples Hercules had to steal.[/quote] K. [quote]Then I noticed that the Bible mentions hades in the first couple of pages in revelations. Hades like Satan.[/quote] First of all, when the bible mentions hades, it refers to the realm of hades, or hell, as we call it. Second, hades is the king of hell, and not really that much worse than any of the other gods. Satan is pure evil and will himself become a prisoner in hell in the end. [quote]Then I thought about how the Bible and the Quran are similar[/quote]Because the Quran is basically the 'newer testament'. [quote]and how Greek mythology and roman mythology are similar.[/quote] Because they're the same thing in different languages. [quote]What did God do at a party? Turn water into wine just like Dionysius from Greek mythology[/quote] Jesus did it as a party trick. Dionysus did it to get wasted. [quote]Any here I am in my room as a 14 year old male in 9th grade[/quote] I felt the same way at your age. [quote]who has a 3.6 GPA and is 9:06 PM failing only biology [spoiler]I don't want to believe evolution[/spoiler][/quote] I don't blame you. Ignorance is bliss. 99% chose the matrix over Zion. [quote]thinking should I run away from home to trace Satan, Jesus, or God. Run away to apprentice Jesus's powers to help others.[/quote] This is a bad idea. [quote]Should I run away to apprentice their powers?[/quote] Not under any circumstances. [quote]Or do you think I am crazy?[/quote] Undoubtedly. I'm not trying to be rude. I'm just trying to get you to think critically.