Rule 1: Don't read Atheists Rule 2: Read the whole thing This is not bait or troll I am serious Please read the whole thing. PLEASE! It might start something. MIGHT So I was thinking today in English class we finished the Odyssey and I later got bored. So that's where the Christian part kicks in. I was wondering how was Moses described in the Bible then I remember he had a beard and looked old. Doesn't that sound a bit like Poseidon to you? Then it hit me Moses parted the red sea... He controlled water and what could Poseidon do? [spoiler]control water[/spoiler] Then I told my "friends" at lunch[spoiler]yes I have friends[/spoiler] and they told me "what did you smoke" so I left and went into the library and red the bible [spoiler]yes I have a bible in my backpack[/spoiler] and looked at genesis and I noticed how it mentions how Satan change his appearance/shapeshifted . And who is another person in mythology or religion who can shape shift? [spoiler]Loki from Norse mythology. Loki is also the bad guy in Norse mythology[/spoiler] Now on Norse mythology there was a goddess named iduun... Iduun sounds a bit like eden like the garden of eden. But for solid evidence iduun also had apples specifically apples that made you god like... Like the tree of knowledge from the bible or the golden apples Hercules had to steal. Then I noticed that the Bible mentions hades in the first couple of pages in revelations. Hades like Satan. Then I thought about how the Bible and the Quran are similar and how Greek mythology and roman mythology are similar. What did God do at a party? Turn water into wine just like Dionysius from Greek mythology And here I am in my room as a 14 year old male in 9th grade who has a 3.6 GPA and is 9:06 PM failing only biology [spoiler]I don't want to believe evolution[/spoiler] thinking should I run away from home to trace Satan, Jesus, or God. Run away to apprentice Jesus's powers to help others. Should I run away to apprentice their powers? Or do you think I am crazy?