Well, this is short numero uno. If you want more shorts, just ask. The Taikonaut Chapter 1: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/176924011 |======================| Jaik walked around the tower garden, still 20 feet tall and naked. No matter, he enjoyed the wind on his fur. "Hey there, Fa- Eliksni. Eliksni. Sorry." A Warlock walked up behind him, and raised his hand, for a shake. "The name's Nick. Nick MacDonald." Jaik shook his hand. The Warlock had a certain 'adventurer' feel to him. Whether it be the various pouches on his belt, or the maroon coat, he looked like an explorer of old. "Hello, Warlock." Jaik huffed in the temporary breather. "What brings you here?" Jaik pulled an apple from a tree and ate it whole. "I just, uh... want to ask you a few questions!" The Warlock pulled out a notepad. Great Machine, help him now. He then started asking all kinds of things. This Warlock would, just... not let up. |======================| "Well, we're done here... Oh, but one more thing... I'm, uh... I'm a bounty hunter." Jaik's eyes widened as the Warlock shrugged and reached for the sword on his back. Jaik instinctively leaped upwards and landed in a tree. The Warlock wrote furiously on his notepad. "Incredible! Eliksni physiology is amazing!" He clapped the notepad shut and vanished his pencil away. "Thank you for your time!" "Anyway, I'll see ya later!" He spun around and walked away. "Oh, but I really am a bounty hunter! Be careful!" He said, taunting his finger. Jaik sighed, took a huff, and sat down. |======================| I swear to god, if I see a 'first' on this I will not be doing anything like this again.