I'm sure that you're all aware of a certain term that now guarantees a ban in most any context. So, to cope with this unspoken standard of the moderation update, I propose that we replace said term with the word "fig". A fig's a fruit. Nothing offensive about that. There would be some drawbacks, we would have to explain it to the newfigs, etc., but I say it would be worth it. All in favor, say, "OP is a fig". All oppose, go about your disgusting ways.