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Edited by Analytical Ghost: 11/5/2015 10:03:32 PM
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The secret is finally out....

Did I ever tell you the tale of Zor? He is Xür's twin brother. Unlike Xür, Zor tours the galaxy with one intent and one only, to taste the salty tears of children. Xür may be a pain in the ass, but Zor is much worse. He sold a fake exotic to the children of the planet ioryum that shot stun grenades....out of the stock.... He would harvest the tears of these children once they were immobilized and sneak off snickering his favorite tune You have been tricked By the tormentor of all Quiver in his shadows And shiver when you fall I may be a bad man But I am a rich one at that Now excuse me scrub For I have to make another child fat Salty, salty, salt Your tears taste scrumptious Your troubles aren't my fault Now I must praise my lord trumptious I hope you die by thorn scrub And other skillful things I hope you Stub your toe in the bath tub Because I know it stings ......Lumminati...... And he faded into the darkness, to find his next victim. Please, be careful out there young scrub, for Zor is watching, and he will use his SKILLFUL WEAPONS like his MLG thorn and Slidy matador to teabag you into oblivion...... [spoiler]Gg Zor Gg[/spoiler]

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