So what you're saying is you think you're taking this hot and sexy blue eyed red hair girl out because that is what the profile picture shows. She's 145 lbs 5 ft 10. However when you pick her up she has brown hair is 190 and 5 ft 2 and has a lazy eye. Man the internet.
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Necrobump
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What even? I'm a lady, you donald trump lookin. . . Whatever
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Well how about you think you're taking this 6 ft 3 handsome Man with abs of steel. Then he comes pick you up in a 1995 ford focus he borrowed from his mom And has a gut .Ahh the internet.
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I'm gay, you weirdo. Just wondering if my robot is bugged or not
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Oh you're gay. Well see my first reply.
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I'm gonna stab your eyes
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That's so mean.
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If you're gay then the first scenario works perfectly. Cheers
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Well that got weird...
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Story of my life 😂😩