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Edited by mAtheon: 9/7/2015 8:56:58 PM
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PATCH 2.0 BE LIKE....

*cough* cough* [b]DeeJ[/b]:welcome to the court, i am your magistrates judge DeeJ please be seated. *creaking of benches* [b]DeeJ[/b]:todays court hearing in the court of Oryx will be thorns' crimes again guardians. Specificity corruption, murder, and torture. How do you plea. [b]Thorn[/b]: Not OP. *chatter in the stands* [b]DeeJ[/b]:with the evidence provided by many accounts of guardians suffering intolerable and painful deaths from and corrupting many of those close to each other and turning them into scrubs, we will hear the found verdict by the Jury. *community manger stands up* [b]Cozmo[/b]:We the community by a unanimous vote find the defendant Thorn guilty of all charges *Thorn stands up* [b]DeeJ[/b] I hear by sentence you to death by Bungie Nerfhammer *DeeJ looks at thorn in disgust with a hint of joy* [b]DeeJ[/b]: TAKE HIM AWAY! *Next hearing* [b]DeeJ[/b]:All rise *creaking of stalls* [b]DeeJ[/b]: the next court case will be the punishment of the last word with the charges of vigilante activities of defending against Thorn but the murder of range and being too quick to kill. How do you plea. [b]TLW[/b]: OP *chatter amongst Jury* [b]DeeJ[/b]: Your honesty is appreciated but nonetheless punishment is due for your actions. i place you three months under house arrest until you are no longer considered a threat to the public and a collar to limit the range you travel, case closed. *banging of the hammer* [b]TLW[/b]: And Judge before i leave i would like to say something... *DeeJ stares at TLW* [b]TLW[/b]... I always have the last word. *DeeJ grins and nods at TLW* *Next case* [b]DeeJ[/b]: Be seated.. *creaking of stalls* [b]DeeJ[/b]:This next court case is between Mr hammer and Miss breaker. this is to settle the long dispute over which is more OP and therefore gets the hammer. *Mr hammer stares furiously at Miss breaker* [b]Mr hammer[/b]: i would like to please the court in knowing my Ex-wife was particuly lazy in regenerating ammo she would sit about in the sun getting refreshed before we went camping on the Comsmodrone the locals weren't particularly happy but as she started she kept on going *ping* *ping* *ping* Off she went on one whilst i sat down just spat my bullets at the locals which required precision and "skill" unlike her. *Mr hammer sits down* [b]Mrs breaker[/b]: May it please knowing my Ex-Husband was a sloth firing his bullets but regenerate faster than me. How dare make himself priority over me, he didn't spend any bull lets whilst we went camping he just pulled them out of thin air i earned mine through time and energy but at a cost, he just sat around all day just criting the locals and not caring to spend any bullets. WHAT A CHEAPSCAPE! [b]DeeJ[/b]*clears throat* : I hear by settle this legal battle by order of rationing bullets as according, Mr hammer you receive bullets on demand of work but requires you earn for yourself and not creating your own. Miss breaker will receive a sanction of 3 seconds to restrict her spending habit *bangs hammer* [b]DeeJ[/b]:Next is a review on behalf of the auto family of reviving a too harsh of a punishment by the court of Oryx. The evidence suggest the family have been living in rough grounds ever since the nerf 9 months ago. *Cozmo stands in statue* [b]Cozmo[/b]: We the jury find the auto family in due course of compensation of the nerf rending them jobless ever since and the jury see fit that the auto family receive a buff in minimum wages. [b]DeeJ[/b]: on the review of this court hearing we find to be in favour of the auto family and the nerf will be imminently lifted. *banging of hammer* *crowds stand up and cheer with the auto family and jury clap loudly* [b]Auto family member[/b]: WE NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD WIN BUT WE DID AND LET IT BE A STATEMENT TO ALL YOU CAN WIN IT ALL BACK *RICK ROLL MUSIC PLAYS AS MANY DANCE IN CELEBRATION OF HEARING THE VERDICT* [spoiler]Play music at the end you will get it[/spoiler]

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