For me it would have to be Heimskr. Because [b]HE NEVER SHUTS HIS F***ING MOUTH[/b]
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Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
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Some guy in rorikstead has a name that says kill me rearranged.and the old lady in the orphanage.and all the racist nords at windhelm And the guy who paid me to kill the emperor because the emperor was so chill. And the guy who left me for dead and stole the skeleton key. And the asshat vampires who tried to kill me for the blood chalice. And the woman who said to execute me even if I wasn't on the list. And all the elven dominion. And the people from when I was thrown into prison. And the guy who was basically Jack the Ripper. Also anyone who thinks they can kill me(talking to you alduin)
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I actually dobt mind heimskr. He gives whiterun sone good atmosphere
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Heimskr. His body always, [i]always[/i] ends up in the middle of the Skyforge.
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For sure Cicero
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Cicero isn't an option lol
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How is maven not on this list? Or Delphine 4 that matter
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Edited by superassassin364: 10/2/2015 12:02:01 AMMaven. She is the embodiment of political corruption in Skyrim. And the worst part is; you can't do jack shit to stop her power grabbing spree or help Riften, only assist her, make Riften's problems worse, and plant the seeds for the other holds to end up like Riften. If she were in Oblivion, she'd be one of the main antagonists of the Thieves guild.
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Chickens
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If you have ever gotten stuck in a Hallway with Lydia, you know what true rage is.
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I always found it wierd how Nazeem is doubtful that you've been to a certain non-gated area of a town that's the size of about 10 buildings.
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Cicaro!!!
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I wanted nothing more than to light Braith on fire then let my dog companion eat her charred body
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Edited by Nyx Zamamai: 9/29/2015 1:57:13 PMI hate Braith, Nazeem, AND Heimskr. Oh, and I also hate the Blades. Those assholes want me to kill Paarthurnax. The audacity!
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LYDIA!!!!!!!
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All the companions (not the werewolves ones but the ones used as packmules). I remember when I first got Lydia. She died within 10 minutes of her following me. Never used companions after that as I did not see the point.
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Lydia
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Cicero
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Nazeem that -blam!-er always asking a guy in deadra with thousands of gold if he ever been to the cloud district right? Yeah, i hate him.
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Any Thalmor people. And Mjoll the Lioness. She's talking too much.
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All of Markarth. Everyone, just f**k 'em. As well as Ancano
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Braith simply because she's the only one I literally can't kill from frustration
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Mine would be Nazeem. I killed him every time I got to Whiterun. "Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh.. What am I saying? Of course you don't." Hated how far his head was up his ass.
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The Jarl of Morthal. I HATE HIS VOICE SO DAMM MUCH
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That old lady selling trinkets.. SHINY TRINKETS FOR YOUR GOOD LAAAADYYY It's just so annoying the way she says it. Everytime I get the urge to just murder her on the spot.
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"I'll have you know, there's no pussy!"