OP you wrong a cars better 1) A car will never demand that you take it on expensive dates. Only like the most of us it needs to see a doctor every 6 months or 5000 miles 2) A car will never divorce you and take all your money. Unless you neglect her 3) A car will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support. 4) Cars only care for you. Please put your selt belt on. You left my lights on and the doors open 5) A car will always love you. 6) A car will carry your bags.. 7) A car won't get jealous and petty over trivial things. 8) cars can run faster then horses and don't shit everywhere 9) You can work with a car to follow basic drifting commands without getting funny looks from Social Services. 10) You can have as many cars as you want at the same time with no negative social consequence Car are superior in all ways Look at that face it just want to make you happy