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Edited by EpicsDemix:
8/14/2015 3:14:54 AM
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The Taken King reviews are in!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, I come to you from the future and with me are the reviews of the Taken king. Take them as a warning or an invitation at your own discretion :
" Review in progress as we are waiting for our cheques to clear " - IGN
" The Taken king is a wonderful journey that is not as bad as the previous game but we won't bash it much in fear of a backlash" - Gamespot 7/10
" The Taken king brought us amazing moments of story-telling and traffic to our dead website " - Game informer 9/10
" As the credits roll we realized that the game had captured our soul as we lay on the floor sobbing till it was realized that it was all that darn Redbull " - Game trailer 5.5/10
" f******* ******** *** sh**** " - Angry joe show 4/10
" * Omnighoul scream * - Professor Broman 10/10
[quote]"We'll give you if you bring back your collector's edition of Destiny the Taken King within 39 hours of buying it" -Gamestop[/quote]
[b]and my favourite : [/b]
[quote] da wee-tawds of da fowums give TTK a a pewfect 15/12! we weally wike da new guns and supas. we also look fowaad to da next dlc and pway dat mr. smith will take ouw monies. [/quote]
[b]Edit:[/b] apparently some people can't get it that this a satire post and have to be spoon fed everything.
[b]Edit-2:[/b] more tags in place because people Still thinks this is real and I'm really worried for the future of mankind now.
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19 RepliesLOL what I predict we'll see on the forums. Sept 15 [b]Fanboy:[/b] "TTK Is the most amazing experience, thank you Bungie" Sept 30 [b]Fanboy[/b] "I'm bored, TTK is too much of a Grind" Oct 20 [b]Fanboy [/b] "If you don't NERF Jade Rabbit I'm quitting Destiny" Nov 10 .... Everyone leaves to play Fallout.
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Hipster no-score review but reads like an 8 - Eurogamer
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"We'll give you $18 if you bring back your collector's edition of Destiny the Taken King within 39 hours of buying it" -Gamestop
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[quote]* Omnighoul scream * - Professor Broman 10/10[/quote] I just woke up (I live in Australia) and read this and let out a roar of laughter. I already know I won't read anything this funny for the rest of the day.
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Yup. Destiny is still trash
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LVL 34 Titan with Defense !! Mic is preferred , Make sure your able to hold you own just in case & If Your AMAZING AT SNIPING THEN ADD ME KiNGTuT0905
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6 RepliesEdited by Mic Robo: 8/13/2015 11:45:49 AMHating on Destiny is too edgy for me. Either you hate it and hang around in the forums... Why? Or You fake hate it to look cool
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2 RepliesPut on #satire before you piss off even more people.
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1 ReplyThat's because satire isnt funny.
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1 Reply"Not as many guns as Call of Duty" 4/10 -IGN. "Not Call of Duty" 1/10 -IGN. "Not enough flaming Hammers" 6/10 -IGN.
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6 RepliesThis is absolutely awful satire.
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sounds about right
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Accuracy level=10/10
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1 ReplyEdited by TheSwagMaster30: 8/14/2015 2:24:51 AMDONT BUY IT BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE FUN!!!!!!! -500000000000/10 -BdobbinsFTW
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Where's the Kotaku review? I heard they really like to poke fun at Destiny.
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[quote]" * Omnighoul scream * - Professor Broman 10/10[/quote] Goddamnit that was funny.
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I like Game Informers small little community >.< Most of the active members are actually passionate about the gaming world. It leads to really nice discussions and such.
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1 ReplyOP has to add all those tags and people still take the bait..........
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1 ReplyReported for misleading content
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Lmao the salt is real below
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"0/10. No Draven." - Draven
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Was that last one dpj lol
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1 ReplyIgn - "I threw money at the screen! 7.5/10."
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Holy shit that was hilarious! You're awesome op.
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2 RepliesEdited by Steezus12: 8/13/2015 6:48:24 PMToo much Outerspace. 7.8/10 - IGN Too many new guns. 7.8/10 - IGN Too many new strikes. 7.8/10 - IGN [spoiler]Hoenn never stood a chance[/spoiler]
