Name the weirdest thing your friend has done to other or you.. Enjoy Ok my friend of mine he's pretty weird. He always gets in trouble for making moaning noises behind kids back. So one day he said I wonder what it would be like to act like a stripper. He says call me diamond to all the girls so he hunps and spins off these tether ball poles. Some time he plays by himself. So one time he was trying to impress the girl that he game her earrings and asked to be his valentine. I'll get to that later. So he goes upside down and flips sending him into the ground. Gets stitches for he chin and some how cuts his balls of the pole. So about the valentines part. He asked her to be his valentine and gave her chocolates, a sign, and jewelry. She said no way you fat Chinese. I got pissed because I'm asian as well so I walked up to her grabbed her shoulders and whispered in her ear. "Ever heard of the kidney tickler?" I say. She says no and I explain it. I said let's say Somebody sticks their dick up your vagina so far it touches your vital organs I think you got a problem. Shes freaked out now but she still thinks I'm cool. So once the same boy drank a whole red bull at school. He was standing up and telling everyone 2 minutes. He also ran down the hall with a naked Barbie, Hell I don't know where the -blam!- he found it but it was strange. He also pisses into bottles and sprays them on people. Brought a Condom to school got in trouble but said the 7/11 guy didn't care when he bought one. That is my weird friend! Enjoy!