In front of you, you have 7 unthinkable options, each as soul-crushingly traumatic as the last. But imagine you had to pick one. Which would it be? For each option, you would be awake and fully conscious for the whole experience and for those that are lifelong, you cannot commit suicide. The lethal options such as crucifixion will not kill you but will scar you for life and the effects will still be felt. You will remember it fully.
The relative you must bang is of your choosing, and is of a sufficient state of decay that they are still recognisable but begin to smell of rot and lose chunks of flesh.
The meat grinder is turned on, for you smartasses out there who thought you could cheat the system.
Guys, stop trying to find ways out of the options. Just take this thread for what it is: a sick, twisted poll created by me to find out your deepest masochistic desires.
PS: For every time you vote and don't reply, I'll burn down a child.
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If I choose "Get eyes gouged out by spoon", will I get a cybernetic eye implant?