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Edited by Treebeard:
6/24/2015 10:37:28 PM
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Would you rather? (Masochist Version)
In front of you, you have 7 unthinkable options, each as soul-crushingly traumatic as the last. But imagine you had to pick one. Which would it be? For each option, you would be awake and fully conscious for the whole experience and for those that are lifelong, you cannot commit suicide. The lethal options such as crucifixion will not kill you but will scar you for life and the effects will still be felt. You will remember it fully.
The relative you must bang is of your choosing, and is of a sufficient state of decay that they are still recognisable but begin to smell of rot and lose chunks of flesh.
The meat grinder is turned on, for you smartasses out there who thought you could cheat the system.
Guys, stop trying to find ways out of the options. Just take this thread for what it is: a sick, twisted poll created by me to find out your deepest masochistic desires.
PS: For every time you vote and don't reply, I'll burn down a child.
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If I choose "Get eyes gouged out by spoon", will I get a cybernetic eye implant?
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2 RepliesI don't really know any of my dead relatives lol.
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Edited by overdrive7538: 6/26/2015 5:26:57 AMCan I pretend I'm Pac-Man as the rocks are hurled near my face?*makes Pac-Man noise*
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1 ReplyTouch my enemies to turn them into sewage >:)
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1 ReplySaved a child from burning to death. Yay
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1 Reply[quote]Use a gloryhole with a meat grinder on the other side.[/quote] Why is this not in the lead?
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Relative for sure
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Not even close.
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I couldn't pick anything other than banging the dead body.
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3 RepliesThe last one as a woman.. sounds fine.
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Sex is sex
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1 ReplyMy dick is to small so it won't reach through the glory hole to the grinder
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2 RepliesEdited by Partarar: 6/24/2015 5:49:47 AMBroken glass. If it's powdered I'll be fine.
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3 Replies[quote]kills hot cousin after reading thread[/quote] Works out
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If the options are in front of me then I can just turn around and walk away.
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1 ReplyHave sex with a dead relative. A really hot cousin of mine died recently. Also, are there any rewards to this?
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9 RepliesI'd rather be crucified so that people create a religion centered around me
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Dead relative
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11 RepliesGloryhole because I don't have dik
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1 ReplyDead relative, assuming the relative didn't die so I could do the do to 'em. It's the least horrific of the choices.
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1 Reply*winces, remembering all the crucifixions I've seen* Yeah, crucifixion is a pretty nasty way to go. I could probably escape it, [spoiler]In case you Christians are wondering, I did see [i]The[/i] Crucifixion[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWon't mind the meat grinder, mine doesn't reach far enough to touch the blade
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1 ReplyWhat if you're female and you chose 6? Wouldn't you need blood flow to, you know, make it hard? Or erect Or at attention Or...actually I think you get the point, soooo ya
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Replying, as a real masochist. I'd be crucified and stoned. Just take me down before I die. After all, death is only the sweetest release from this life sentence we're meant to live out.
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1 Reply75% of the forums are virgins.
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