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6/17/2015 11:00:04 PM
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Women, tell me what it's like...
To have breasts?
I was just eating a hot dog when I thought about this.
Are they heavy?
Do they get in the way?
Do you have to keep track of their bounce trajectory while running in order to avoid maiming those mammaries?
Please, enlighten me, as I am truly curious.
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You were eating a hot dog? I have come to the conclusion you want to be a woman.
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In this thread: Learn which members are girls.
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He forgot an important question : Will it blend??
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2 RepliesTo all the good looking ladies out there... If your gals hurt, I'll hold them for you, kiss them for you, and massage them for you. [spoiler]youre welcome[/spoiler] To the land whales......no, you'll probably try and eat me.
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17 RepliesKeep eating hotdogs and find out for yourself.
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I don't care to know what it's like to have tits. I'll take 2 orders of em with some hot wings tho.
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HUMAN UDDERS YESYESYESNO
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5 RepliesEdited by ThaRickyNatorr: 6/18/2015 6:27:11 AMDem titty's ╭☞( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞ (. ) ( . ) \ . .\ \ \ / ╰U╯\ hmmm hmmmm hmmmmm
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ayy lmao
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2 RepliesI'm a member of the itty bitty titty committee... So what boobs?
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5 RepliesEdited by NoodleGirl89: 6/18/2015 7:50:18 PMNow this is a much better version of my thread. It asks real questions. c: Big tits are a pain sometimes. I can't run or jog cause they hit me in the face. I can't go to a normal store to buy bras and they just do what they want most of the time. I find myself playing with them sometimes for no reason just cause they're there. To me they feel like water balloons. They hurt every once in a while but it not that bad. -pokes boob- yeah
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1 ReplyImagine having giant testicles with nipples hanging off your chest. Now stop imagining because that's -blam!-ing disgusting.
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18 RepliesSometimes they're sore when you're on your period. They actually perk up and out when aroused. When you try to stop lactating they become rock hard, engorged and hurt so -blam!-ing much. The bounce is annoying while working out.
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24 RepliesMine are little so theyre not heavy. They only get in the way when laying on my stomach. They do hurt when they bounce, regardless of size. Theyre lovely to play with.
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2 RepliesPost is actually bait to lure in females
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6 RepliesBoobs are annoying. To have a bra on most of the time can hurt and be annoying. The bigger they are, the more back pain you have. Running is horrible. They hurt if you lay on your belly. Be glad that guys can lay down without having breasts in the way.
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7 RepliesMy pee pee is hard
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You can have them too
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4 Replies>asking what are boobs like >forgets we're on a twelve year old ruled forum
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7 RepliesIt's like heavy sacks of flesh weighing your chest down, the largest, the more annoying.
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3 RepliesWhen your at work and start sweating under boob.. Cuz heaven forbid if they turn the air on a little the old people would freeze to death
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Breasts are abomination
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1 ReplyWho eats a hot dog theze days? Dumbassrs
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2 RepliesThey hurt the shit out of your back. Its hard finding shirts that fit. The boob life sucks. I didnt choose the boob life, the boob life chose me.
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