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Edited by SubjectBosco: 6/16/2015 8:45:11 PM
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Waitin' on Judge Variks (Waitin' on a Woman parody)

When a man loves Judge Variks, and Judge Variks loves a man, Actually, sometimes a man doesn't love Judge Variks, but...he acts like he does, in order to get the Exotic, (laughs) The magic starts to happen, and the man has earned the bounty, that's right And he travels to the Reef Outpost, and met Judge Variks with howdy, Oooohhh And they start to cuddle now things a-really start getting hot And the man says "I love you" and Judge Variks says "hold on a second, I gotta get the cipher ready" So you wait, and you wait, and you wait and you wait...[pause]...and you wait, and you wait, and you wait And you wait and you're coolin' down and he's still preparing the cipher Finally he comes back, and he says, " I'm gettin' hot, yes?" And that's when you gotta jam his butt and pump him full of- *Gets interupted by the replies on the thread to stop the weird song or to prevent me from getting banned*

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