Imma just necrobump this.

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[u]Zer0 faces Crota[/u] Guardian 1: So hey man, uh wo… Guy. Thanks for coming along with us but your post on the LFG site said you’re a hunter, but I don’t see a cloak, you rocking the starter gear? [i]Zer0: “An Echonet Limit/ Hunters kill those less than them/I am an assassin “[/i] G1: Ok, bit ominous but let’s get going! *The group descends into the Hellmouth* Guardian 2: Man I hate the abyss as my Titan, invisibility makes it so easy Guardian 3: yeah, when a Knight doesn’t just ignore it and kill you anyway *They set of into the lamps* [i]Zer0: “The cling of Darkness/Stirs memories of the Bane/Mercifully quieter”[/i] G3: How’s this guy staying invisible? Has he got Fast Twitch and Escape Artist, is that a new exotic? G2: What do you mean, he’s just standing there twirling his sword and the Thrall aren’t doing jack s**t. Is he lagging? He’s jumping all over the place *They reach the final plate* G1: Seriously dude, stop dancing, those Ogres are coming and we need to shoot back at them *Zer0 uncloaks beside him firing a Pimpernel shot that kills the Ogre* G1: *High-pitched Scream* Jesus dude don’t do that! G3: Bridge is up, let’s go! *The group enters the Nechroverse* G1: Alright guy, to cross the bridge and kill the Gatekeepers we’re going to need an ascendant sword, let’s get on those plates [i]Zer0: “In the death god’s world/He dictates the flow of battle/I respect that power”[/i] G2: Man that’s a powerful Hand cannon Zer0, it looks like a Merciless but it fires like a Last Word, pretty neat! *The group falls apart quickly, only a few make it across* G3: I told you we should have cheesed! G1: C'mon don't be that guy, have some respect in yourself, we can still do this right Zer0? G2: We’re low on ammo and ogres are a mountain of health, how do we kill them?! [i]Zer0: Powerful but clumsy/ on my mark unleash Hell/ we must move quickly[/i] *Zer0 uses deception and Kunai’s one ogre, before killing an acolyte and moving onto the other, with death mark the guardians weapons make quick work of them* G1: Well I don’t know how we did that but I’m glad we did, let’s move on *The group enters the fortress* [i] Zer0: “Halls of Thrall and Death/ Treasure behind closing doors/Where is the Boulder?”[/i] G2: Bit of a poet aren’t you pal? *The group moves onto the final area* G3: Here’s where things get nasty, now we have a proper boss fight [i]Zer0: “Deathsinger hides within/this is her final Ballad/Silence will fall”[/i] G1: Well it won’t be without an effort, you three go right, I’ll hook left with Zer0, I’ll lure her out *Zer0 instead just jumps up to the centre, shoots though the shields and guns down Ir Yut with a Lyuda* G1: Or we could just do that, how the hell did you hit her though that? [i]Zer0: “A skill named B0re/the ender of Raid Bosses/ do do do de do”[/i] G1: Bore? Never heard of it, anyways let’s summon Crota, positions people! *Crota is summoned and the fight begins* G1: Zer0, would you do the honours of wielding the sword? [i]Zer0: “Crota’s reach is great/Yet mine will be longer still/Summon Swordsplosion”[/i] G2: The Sword what-a-ma-gigger? *Zer0 unleashes a hail of exploding swords on Crota, downing him and taking of about half his health, because it’s awesome* G3: Damn son! We’ll waste him in no time with that gun! [i]Zer0: “This beast is retched/Still deserves a fitting end/Death by his own Sword”[/i] G2: Whatever you say, but be careful with Crota, once he hits low health he’ll enrage and the Oversoul will have us for breakfast [i]Zer0: “Rage against the end/my killing Bl0w will be swift/Never stood a chance”[/i] *Decepti0n distracts Crota as Zer0 fills him with Kunai and the Guardians open up on him with rockets, Zer0 them rushes in with execute and finishes Crota with one almighty blow* G3: We did it! [i]Zer0: “The Hive king is dead/but all actions have ripples/ Oryx is coming”[/i] G2: well that’s not ominous at all, here come the rewards! *Zer0 found No Land Beyond* [i]Zer0: “A Legendary Sniper/Harkening to simpler times/Completely worthless”[/i]

[b]NEEEEEEECROBUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMP!!!!!!!!!!! MEEDLYWEEEDLY MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b]

I play destiny. Never played borderlands. But even I know, guardians would lose

Lord Shaxx wins

6 Sunbreakers. Could anything survive?

Vault hunters literally have skill trees that not only make it impossible for them to lose health, but make their shields unbreakable. (Worst offender being Gaige) and others have skills that give them aimbot. Even if the vault hunters didn't do substantial damage, they win by sheer survivability, guardians are -blam!-ed.

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