So I went to the no land beyond last week and a bunch of vex were spouting on about there surous regime trying to get me to follow it, I said -blam!- it I'm up for anything. I went off to tell others about it but as a ice breaker I told people about the universal remote and how invective it is but no one would let me get the last word in, I kept trying thinking all I need is patience in time and gaurdians will start listening but they just started becoming another nittc in my side but the truth is I think the whole thing is bad ju ju and its gona hit me like a hard light during the hawkmoon season, I stop spouting about the surous regime when I heard about Monte Carlo and how he got a disgracful red death. At Las I had a plan c but I stunk of dragons breath I activated starfire protocol which I learned from the thunderlord it was super good advice compared to what the 4th horsemen told me. So with ni back up plans and stuck in the glass house using my pocket infinity I used my lucky mida multi tool to acces the grave of the eternal warrior he had the lucky raspberry in with which I gave to xur and poisoned him the end