[In the voice of the Dead Orbit guy...]
I HAVE SEEN THE TRUTH!
Today I played Destiny for twenty eight hours straight, and when I was finished I understood an ultimate truth about the universe: We are not what we appear to be. Some would say that we are similar to kumquats and other similar fruits and carbonated beverages, but we are not! I know because I have seen the light, I have fired over ten billion rounds from a SUROS REGIME and understand the secrets spoken by the soft [i]plink, plink, plink, plink[/i] of justice!
That isn't even what I'm here to tell you though. I'm here to tell you about an experience I recently had, where I shot some things. It felt terrible! I realized that the true glory of a Guardian is not in how many things they have slain, how phat their lootz are, or how sweg they look in that shader. It is in knowing that many, many, many things have been on the receiving end of a melee! This is truth. This is glory. This is one of the stories the Speaker would have spoken if he was the sort of speaker to speak about things.
THIS IS WHAT WE ALWAYS HAVE TIME FOR, EVEN IF WE DO NOT HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN.
[b]THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN DOVES CRY.[/b]
Do you understand? Bask in the enlightenment that is knowing. Bathe yourself in the freedom of truth. Punching things is the only way to know ourselves, to understand the world around us, and to plant flowers.
I once danced the night away.
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"He's found out! Quickly! Rip this ones heart and soul before he spreads the word!"