Dear Xur, Maybe if you didn't have a bad case of [i]dragon's breath[/i], I would approach you with my pack of [i]ice breakers[/i] more often. Sometimes you annoy me when you come back from [i]no land beyond[/i] and sell things that are a [i]dubious task[/i] to get strange coins for. If only you'd take my [i]super good advice[/i] instead of being a [i]thorn[/i] in my side. Maybe then I'd stop giving you [i]hardlight[/i] and treat you like an [i]exotic shard[/i]. Be like [i]Monte Carlo[/i] and help me [i]win against all odds[/i]. Then again, the [i]4th horsemen[/i] might shoot me down with a pesky [i]plug one[/i]. Well my rant is done, lovely Xur. Thanks for the [i]patience and time[/i]. I'll be sure to hear your [i]last words[/i] <3. One more thing, stop selling [i]don't touch me[/i], I hardly get hugs anymore when I wear them ;_; (Lol so cheesy but I hope someone enjoys this xD ) EDIT: Thanks everyone for the favs! It means a lot and I'm glad people are enjoying this! ^^