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Would you rather? (Part 2: The Reckoning)

Be run through with a spear multiple times

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Use a gloryhole that has a meat grinder on the other side

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Have your buttcheeks cut off and fed to you

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Eat broken glass (large shards)

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Be penetrated by a spiky object (12"+)

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Have your eyes gouged out

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Be scalped while still alive

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Here it is. The long-awaited sequel to Treebeard's award-winning 'would you rather' thread. Here are 7 unthinkable options, each more gruesome than the last. But if you had to choose one, which would you pick? EDIT: In all these scenarios you survive and have to bear the scars and injuries of the incident. You get no surgery etc. afterwards and you get no pain relief. For the penetration option, you have the choice of: a 12" piece of wood that splinters very easily, or a 12" dildo with knives attached to it. For every time you vote and don't reply, I'll burn down a child.

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  • Clarify being "penetrated". I am going to go ahead and say that being stabbed is being penetrated so I would pick that easily over the rest. Why would anyone pick being run though mulitiple times with a spear over being stabbed? FFS, a coloscopy is being penetrated by a 12" spike. Of course you have to pick that one. You will survive and it would only suck temporarily. The rest are much worse.

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