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9/18/2009 11:36:48 AM
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Wasps are quite possibly aliens.
"A few years ago, when we picked up a radio message from space, we assumed that it might have been a message from another species in space. We wouldn't dare answer in case it wasn't actually for us. But here is another idea. What if it was for wasps?
After the signal was recieved, there was a significant increase in wasps out and about.
There is plenty of evidence to show that wasps are not of this earth. Unlike any animal, they serve no purpose. They're not in the food chain, they can't make honey and they're not fluffy. Nature has a habit of extinguishing its more useless experiments, such as the dinosaur when it became too big and the dodo when it lost its wings.
Yet the wasp soldiers on.
Plus, a wasp can smell a bowl of sugar from five miles away. How? Sugar does not smell. And they can organise flight paths from their nests to known sources of food.
And another thing, wasps are vindictive. This means that while every other creature will attack when it's hungry or threatened, a wasp will attack if you've annoyed it in some way.
A wasp can lay its eggs inside a caterpillar, knowing that when they hatch the baby wasps will eat the creature from the inside out. Normally, the host's immune system would destroy the eggs before they hatch, but they are coated with a virus that [i] genetically modifies [/i] the caterpillar to ignore the invasion. In other words, a wasp can alter the very being of another creature.
Biologists have examined this virus and found that it exists nowhere else on earth. They've also worked out that it's been around for more than 100 million years. Which is when the strange radio signal was sent. Furthermore, wasps are indestructible. If you chop off its head, the antennae will still be alive, wiggling, perhaps sending messages into space."
[b] -Jeremy Clarkson, [i] The Sunday Times. [/i] [/b]
So there you have it. Wasps are aliens.
[Edited on 09.18.2009 4:16 AM PDT]
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wasps evolved in to ants... dose that mean ants are ailens to?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AWW6 "A few years ago, when we picked up a radio message from space, we assumed that it might have been a message from another species in space. We wouldn't dare answer in case it wasn't actually for us. But here is another idea. What if it was for wasps? After the signal was recieved, there was a significant increase in wasps out and about. There is plenty of evidence to show that wasps are not of this earth. Unlike any animal, they serve no purpose. They're not in the food chain, they can't make honey and they're not fluffy. Nature has a habit of extinguishing its more useless experiments, such as the dinosaur when it became too big and the dodo when it lost its wings. Yet the wasp soldiers on. Plus, a wasp can smell a bowl of sugar from five miles away. How? Sugar does not smell. And they can organise flight paths from their nests to known sources of food. And another thing, wasps are vindictive. This means that while every other creature will attack when it's hungry or threatened, a wasp will attack if you've annoyed it in some way. A wasp can lay its eggs inside a caterpillar, knowing that when they hatch the baby wasps will eat the creature from the inside out. Normally, the host's immune system would destroy the eggs before they hatch, but they are coated with a virus that [i] genetically modifies [/i] the caterpillar to ignore the invasion. In other words, a wasp can alter the very being of another creature. Biologists have examined this virus and found that it exists nowhere else on earth. They've also worked out that it's been around for more than 100 million years. Which is when the strange radio signal was sent. Furthermore, wasps are indestructible. If you chop off its head, the antennae will still be alive, wiggling, perhaps sending messages into space." [b] -Jeremy Clarkson, [i] The Sunday Times. [/i] [/b] So there you have it. Wasps are aliens.[/quote]I was convinced until I read "Jeremy Clarkson" at the bottom.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BK Burger Boy This is actually somewhat convincing.[/quote] ... and I [i] respected [/i] you.
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Ah, who knew Jeremy Clarkson was this deep? I mean, I knew he was deep, being the host of Top Gear and all, but damn, this is DEEP!
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I am proud to say that I have been stung by an alien.
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If you ever get stung, a wet flannel does the trick. --Patrick O'Rielly
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Who suddenly feels like genociding these monsters? Maybe it's because I got stung when I was a kid...
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I'm calling MNU.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] derka derka [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] headcrab53 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AWW6 And another thing, wasps are vindictive. This means that while every other creature will attack when it's hungry or threatened, a wasp will attack if you've annoyed it in some way.[/quote]So will my cat :|[/quote]As will my hamster.[/quote] As will my sister...
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Until they start building nuclear submarines, I don't think we have a lot to worry about. And if Jeremy Clarkson wrote it, it's one hundred percent tounge in cheek and made of awesome.
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[url=http://aliens.wikia.com/wiki/War_Wasp]Further proof, look at this.[/url] [Edited on 09.20.2009 1:53 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BK Burger Boy This is actually somewhat convincing.[/quote] Agreed, which is rather disturbing.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BK Burger Boy This is actually somewhat convincing.[/quote] No it's not!
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Ummm what do flies do?
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oh no. we're gonna die. GOD HELP US
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I don't care if it'snot true, this is the best conspiracy theory EVER. It's too cool to not like.
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Looks convincing, but most of the argument collapses when you think a bit about it.
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yeah if you kill one more come soon after o_0 I thought it was serious until i saw it was written by Jeremy Clarkson
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] headcrab53 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AWW6 And another thing, wasps are vindictive. This means that while every other creature will attack when it's hungry or threatened, a wasp will attack if you've annoyed it in some way.[/quote]So will my cat :|[/quote]As will my hamster.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AWW6 And another thing, wasps are vindictive. This means that while every other creature will attack when it's hungry or threatened, a wasp will attack if you've annoyed it in some way.[/quote]So will my cat :|
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I hate wasps, I don't get them, I don't go into their house and annoy them! Why must they do it to me!?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ProperPK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AWW6 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ProperPK This is copied word from word from one of Jeremy Clarksons books. Next time, come up with your own ideas.[/quote] Quite, and I am sharing the knowlege I gained from that book with the world.[/quote] And trying to take credit from it as your own work. Tell them in the OP the truth.[/quote]Who cares?
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but i love bees, this cant be true!!!
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"Radio message from space" Fact: Wasps have been around for 200+ years.
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Wasps are nasty little buggers (no pun intended). One time I had one pinned down with a pencil and I saw it reach it's stinger all the way back around as it was trying to sting the pencil. Then I curb stomped his head with the pencil and he was still trying to sting it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ProperPK You mean the one he put in because of my posts? How about reading the entire post before calling other people out, moron.[/quote] I did read it and their was nothing that indicated that you made him put it in their neither did you say anything about it.
