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Edited by TRIZKIT183: 1/26/2015 3:02:12 PM
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The update you're going to get

Vault space has been doubled but only for armor. You can now trade radiant mats into the shipwright for ascendant mats. Also crucible marks can now be traded for vanguard but not visa versa. Survival mode added. Consists of you fighting Randal the vandal hand to hand with no loot drop. Grimoire can now only be accessed via a Wal Mart wifi connection. Existing cutscenes have been removed. Character appearance is now completely randomized. All bounties now consist of kill three fallen walkers as was our original intention. Lightswitch has been added to all missions and nightfalls no longer have burns. Shaders have been removed to make the game more uniform. Crota's End sparrow has been nerfed. Now compariable to a vespa. To balance all weapons impact has been decreased on all hand cannons and scout rifles while increasing rate of fire. Also all hand cannons have a 3 round magazine. Sword bearer now drops a wooded sword that despawns after 3 seconds and containment shields now spawn accross the map from you. Heavy ammo synths give primary ammo. Queens wrath is back with light 27 armor. Increase chances of getting centipede errors. 5 new strikes have been added. All of which are Nintendo exclusive. Thanks again for your unwaivering support. Bungie Edit 1: oh boy we're trending. Maybe its because nobody read it and just bumped it, or maybe people just said fck it and bumped it. Whatever, keep it up. We will be heard! Edit 2: due to the public being upset about cutscenes being removed, we have elected to bring them back. There now will be twice as many all voice acted by Steven Seagal. Still unskippable.
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