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1/25/2015 4:29:46 PM
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Snails are Adorable
And so are you!
DId you know that because of a snails slime they can crawl along a sharp blade and not harm themselves?
They also have both male and female reproductive organs.
"Garden snails have up to 14,175 teeth! They are all located on their tongue (radula)"
They're also completely deaf and rely on touch/smell to interact with the world around them.
Now I know what some of you are thinking
Smi. Snails are gross, they're pests. They're slimy and squishy and every where when it rains.
Does [url=https://40.media.tumblr.com/7ff15645da18b3ec8a12fe6916b24ce0/tumblr_n43dbjamZc1r51oypo1_1280.jpg]this[/url] look like a harmful beasts to you?
I know what else you thinking!
Smi fuken stop shit posting
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#Offtopic
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3 Replies[url=http://ipeedalittle.com/click/]beep[/url]
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4 Replies[quote]And so are you![/quote] So basically you're saying we're just like snails. Then you go on to say that they live in a shell, like to slide razor blades on their skin, and have both male and female reproductive systems. Pretty sure OP just called us a bunch of sociopathic self-harming transsexuals.
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66 RepliesYes Yes they are
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Snails can literally go -blam!- themselves.
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Snails are pretty nifty. I used to keep one as a pet when I was a kid. ..I was a really weird little boy.
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5 RepliesI had a girlfriend that would leave a wicked snail trail in her skivvies.
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Almost forgot!
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2 RepliesSpider master race
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3 RepliesSnails are pretty great
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In the second picture the lilly looks a little like it is a face screaming.
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1 ReplyIf women had no legs then they would leave a trail everywhere they go to.... Just saying
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Ikr? here's another one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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3 RepliesI want to shove one up my ass so I can feel it crawl out.
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5 RepliesI like putting snails in rings of salt.
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1 ReplyLamborghinis are adorable
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1 ReplyI love walking outside on a rainy morning and seeing them all on my palm trees. #Socal
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/167130544/0/0/1
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you're a snail
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Sooo... Bruce?
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The picture is gonna make me laugh but in like 16 hours from now. I'm gonna laugh so hard
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Inb4 "I'm a snail in a humans body"
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1 ReplyIt's all fun and games until one crawls up your ear.
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Ok...
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Edited by Renzo: 10/28/2015 1:15:06 AM[i]Maow[/i]
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Where I live, sometimes there's slugs that stick to my door. I help them back into the grass, so cute and squishy.
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Snails are one of the best parts of visiting Cali
