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1/16/2015 11:59:38 PM
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These two dicks from Verizon won't leave me alone
So two guys from Verizon have showed up at my house and knocked on my door three times today. Each time they arrive, they stand there for a good five minutes before leaving.
What do?
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Personally I always go along with their pitch until the last minute when they ask if you own the house. Then I tell em no. They leave having wasted half an hour.
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Ask them what they want If they replie with a selling offer do this 1. Smile 2. say "-blam!- no!" 3. Smash Door 4. Profit
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Ask them if they know about the watch tower. And start preaching to them about how wonderful hair is.
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1 ReplyI feel like... someone... [i]wants to SELL ME SOMETHING![/i]
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Try Verizon.com
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1 ReplyAnswer the door with your dick out, they won't come back then
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Edited by MajorCrabs: 1/17/2015 12:30:54 AMInvite them in and ask if they have met their lord and savior Mr.Tower Ask them to cite stuff from their [url=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EOoV5RojUs8/TUw7DTgcb-I/AAAAAAAAA-w/XqsUV1YjQZQ/s1600/Selection_003.png]holy words[/url]
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I'm pretty sure they're not from Verizon
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2 RepliesThrow some money in a cage and capture them.
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Tell them to fûck off :/
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1 ReplyWha? Why are verizon guys showing up at your house in the first place?
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