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Edited by IntrepidTurtle: 1/14/2015 7:35:19 AM
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I don't do this often, but...

I need you guys to help me out with a serious issue As most of you already know, I am indeed a turtle. That doesn't mean I'm not a person though, I have a family, a job, and a shell. My issue began 3 years ago. My friend Cameron (who is a lizard) was teaching me how to climb trees, I was a mess. Cameron kept helping me though, then our friend Dakota (he is a bear) sees me trying to climb a tree. Dakota pulls out a grape. I love grapes. I was already about 6/8 of the way up the fairly tall tree. I fall trying to make it down safely so I may get that sweet grape. I land on my shell. I go get the grape, it was poisoned. I pass out and wake up in a Walmart, people are staring at me, I don't like being around people at all by the way. I began to make my way out of the Walmart but the automatic doors won't detect me because of how small I am. I have been trapped inside the Walmart ever since. I have been staying in the back room, I was able to sneak an Xbox 360, a junior sized Drumset, a small smart tv, an ipad, and an air soft gun. I can easily sneak into the food isles for food. But now I fear I won't be able to live here much longer, I have overheard managers speaking about calling an exterminator to spray the back rooms. I need ideas on how to leave without being seen I will be updating my progress to leave the store, I will be bring the iPad, the air soft gun, and a bag of cheddar combos ESKIMOWARFARE has given me the idea to roll around in glue so I may stick to someone leaving. Truly a remarkable feat to accomplish, but it will be done. Let's here some more ideas I am now covered in glue and on top of the toys isle, now I play the waiting game.

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